Today, I went through my 15 year old daughter's internet history. On google she searched 'Excuses to get away from your dad' and 5 other variations of the same thing. We were supposed to be having a father daughter day tomorrow. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, I looked through my daughter’s search history. Did I find porn? No, worse. At the age of 17, she has been looking up the definitions of commonly used words such as ‘arbitrary,’ ‘pretentious,’ and ‘initiative.’ FML
Today, I Googled my father, who I haven't seen in 3 years. The first website link was his obituary. When I confronted my mom about it, she said, "Oh, didn't I tell you?" and walked off. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, my 15-year-old birth daughter asked if I've ever had sex. FML
Today, my daughter decided to come out to me by leaving a browser window open with the results page of an online "Are you lesbian?" quiz. FML
Today, my 17-year-old daughter has been sending and receiving videos and pictures of a sexual nature. I just had to wade through a ton of middle-aged dick pics as evidence for the police. FML
Today, I had to take my 15-year-old daughter to remove the handcuffs her father had placed on her as a joke. He didn't know they were real. FML
Today, I got called into the school by my daughter's teacher. Apparently my daughter informed her class that over the weekend she spent her time with her daddy watching porn stars while her mummy was at work. It took a long time to convince her they were actually watching a TV show called "Pawn Stars". FML
Today, I asked my mom to help my daughter with Zoom school while I handled an emergency. When I got back, I found out my mom went through my laptop containing all my documents, my emails and even the journal my therapist suggested I keep. She says she was looking for a Zoom link. Yeah right. FML
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Top comments
Shrimpeh 0
YDI for snooping. Give her some space -- she's growing up. ...On the other hand, though, FYL because of what you found.
callargh 0
More like FHL for having you snoop through her history. I bet you've got plenty of stuff you wouldn't want her to see.
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Comments (227)
shinymaster3000 23
Now I see why she tries to get away from you
ProjectN69 12
You shouldn't make her hang with you anymore.
meouch 6
Stalker?
sammyjo06 14
On the one hand, FYL because I feel bad for you that you're hurt by your daughter not wanting to spend time with you. On the other, YDI because a) your daughter is 15 -- you really think teenagers want to hang out with thei parents? and b) give your daughter some privacy...
badgirlnay 3
:(
dementxrs 12
someone needs to learn how to clear their history(:
schmuckx88 9
Dude seriously? No wonder she wants to get away from you if you're snooping through her private stuff. The one thing that especially annoyed me about my dad was how invasive and controlling he was and you're doing exactly what he did. I had to make my twitter account private so that he wouldn't snoop through my social media. Get out of her business.
fantasyworld 39
Why we're you invading her privacy?
TheDvsOne 20
God why would you go through her history.... Ydi
hisfaceallred 19
If you think it's alright to snoop her browser history, then I don't blame her for wanting to get away from you. She, and every person, needs space.