Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML
Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML
Today, I accepted that I've fallen in love with someone completely amazing… but they live over 3000 miles away. FML
Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
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Top comments
FD929 0
Might wanna think about raising the bar just a little. Your definition of incredible seems to need some adjusting.
DaleksAreEpic 0
Ha. He must be going to prison for theft, because he just STOLE your heart.
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Comments (85)
FD929 0
Might wanna think about raising the bar just a little. Your definition of incredible seems to need some adjusting.
lettertjes 0
Indeed!
shayyyyy 0
^^^^win! lol
xdevotchkax 0
it sucks depending on what he's in jail for. sometimes the law can be totally bullshit.
Feverrotes 15
^THis
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Hmm, sure #3. That would be a reasonable statement for a traffic ticket, not for a jail sentence.
patticake1601 0
uummmm. no! jail is jail
owneditup 0
although the system isnt always resonable everyone knows the rules and needs to follow them
xNephilim 19
My fiancé did some stupid stuff last year and is currently serving time in a probation detention center AKA a minimum security state prison. All that doesn't change the fact that he is an AMAZING person. People make mistakes and sometimes those mistakes lead to prison time. If this is a one time occurrence, then there is nothing wrong with that person. In my fiancé's case, it was drugs. He got caught up in the wrong crowd, the wrong scene, and did some stupid things. Ever since we got together, he has completely changed. Of course, whenever the person repeatedly gets in trouble for the same thing an refuses to change, I'd advise to heighten the bar a little bit. But even then, love isn't rational. People fall in love all the time and sometimes, of you can broaden your seemingly narrow horizons a little bit, the person they fall in love with did some extremely bad things. Like murdering someone. It happens. Look at any of the prison talk websites and you'll quickly realize that.
wonderboy1 0
i agree with #2 what did he do to get himself into jail if hes so amazing?
iamazombie 0
dont judge him based on the fact that he's going to jail. people make mistakes, doesnt mean they are bad people
thighsofglory 0
Don't order us not to use common sense. Millions of people never get arrested for anything their whole lives.
xxmusicroxxx 0
I like your thought train
daydreamstar 7
we need more info for the story. and how could you possibly deserve this. you didnt have a hand in it?!!! XX'''
TheSpoof 0
fyl for having lady gaga as your profile pic
CYNNER 0
Just cuz he's going to jail doesn't make him less incredible. i know a good guy that went to jail cuz his woman cheated on him and left him and he couldn't afford child support.
JackDupp 11
Yeah cuz everyone in jail is an innocent victim.
WTFsGoingOn 0
No, but some are (even if it's only a tiny few). I think that was the point.
NGM_47 0
Oh no!! He's gunna get butt-raped!
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Or, who knows, maybe he'll DO some butt-raping. You don't know the guy. Speaking of which, OP, what's he in for? That's the kind of information that really lets us know whether we should sympathetically pity you, or mercilessly mock you. The internet demands to know!
BangOut 2
right, new guys usually are the butt rapers right?
dragonstrike94 8
Butt raping: that's what he's in for
DaleksAreEpic 0
Ha. He must be going to prison for theft, because he just STOLE your heart.
TheLetterZero 7
Ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha. Ha. Funny. Anywho, NOT SO INCREDIBLE NOW, EH?
Newbie21 1
@ 11
clatchy 0
**** me nuff said.