Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Comments (408)
hope88 0
Grr !! We are all disgusting in our own beautiful ways :p lol! but she didnt have to do it, feeling sorry or not, it was still a nice thing to do.
leyash 0
It's great you did such a nice thing for her, but you sound really resentful that you had to do it. Did you ever think that she greatly appreciated it, even though it was incredibly degrading on her part?
greeneye_fml 12
Idiot who wrote #29 Where did she write "fat" and "gross"? Learn to read. A good number of people probably would have just bolted from the bathroom.
MyBloodSings 0
Um...I applaude that you did this but I kind of get thrown off with the whole "I had no choice." You did it. Stop bitching about it and call it a day.
nocturnal_crazy 1
You had a choice. Disturbing..
Zaggytiddies 0
well at least you helped I bet she is eternally grateful
ChelseaChops 1
I think the nice thing you done is totally overruled by the horrible things you just said about her. You nasty piece of work. Either be a good person and follow it up or be a bastard and follow it up.
rice_cake 0
Ew. The poor old lady and but still.. Ew. And to everyone whose saying your mean.. I think you just want some sympathy for a rather disturbing experience. You helped her out and you most likely werent resentful to her face and isn't that what counts? I will give you sympathy because I think you deserve it. Alot of other people probably wouldn't have done what you did.
purple5 0
Agree with #47. Yeah, it's nice that you helped her...though you did have a choice. You could have just gone yourself and left leaving her in there crying, but you stuck around and did a good deed. For that I give you kudos. If she was that obese though, surely she needs to get help. I'm guessing she was crying because she's realising how bad things have gotten and hopefully she takes that as a sign to get things sorted out. Or she could have an underlying medical condition that has caused her to be overweight - so you don't know her story.
rice_cake 0
What does YDI mean?? Im new to this site..