Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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Comments (408)
Potquats 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cyberhoy 3
karma doesn't exist. you made the wrong decision you should have left her. You earn the prize as the world's biggest bitch
x_eyebrows 0
The fact that she was crying and visibly upset and that you used the words "obese, old-lady ass" to describe her still make you a complete bitch, despite helping her.
sarahasnoxh 0
at least u were nice enough to do so! but the way u put it was mean. . . =(
danedo 0
By putting this up on FML, you have forfeited your karma boost, and perhaps lost some.
anicolelove 0
i think the lady you had to help was probably about to submit the same story to fml and then realized you already had. She's probably more miserable that she's obese AND old and had to get a stranger to help her and therefore a strange lady saw her old lady vag. That's more of an fml than you helping her.
chris81589 0
FYL, but way to be a good person. She didn't have a choice because she has a conscience, not because she's a freak.
SheilitaR 0
You are mean and obnoxious... Either help and say nothing or don't help at all...
jmeg_fml 0
#4 +1 it was really nice of you to help, though you probably would score more moral brownie points for not sharing it in a degrading tone.
iKaite 0
Thats mean :( I feel sorry for people like that... :(:(