Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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laughs_at_0thers 0
aww i feel bad for her :( still, not alot of people would have helped. your a sweetie!
aurora83 0
Really? Really. You are not a nice person just someone who cares about appearances and doesn't want to look like a jerk. And all you people saying eww gross and what not who do you think you are? Some people have different diseases and ailments that make it impossible for them to lose weight. Ever heard of diabetes? And to the people wondering how she got them on in the first place, it's a completely different situation when it's early in the day and she was well rested, and had plenty of moving space, and wasn't stuck within the confines of a small stall. This shouldn't be an FML and to say it is...well in my eyes it takes away all the good you did in this situation. I hope for your sake that you don't find yourself in a similar situation when you're old and have an obese ass. Karma huh...yeah we'll see how that one goes now.
Blind_Ninja 0
SHould have told her that's what she gets for getting that fat in the first place and for her to go commando. If I was that fat using a public restroom and I couldn't get my underwear on, I'd pull them off. As a matter of fact, if I was that fat, I wouldn't be in a restaurant. I'd be eating healthier and doing the best to my ability to get my weight low enough so that I can at least function without the help of others. I would not sympathize with somebody that I fat. I sympathize for fat kids because it's their parents fault and not theirs... but once you hit a certain age and still live like a fat ass and allow yourself to continuously get more fat, then you ******* deserve to get caught with your panties down.
oogoa 0
So how did she get them down, is what I'm wondering.
ericaamericka 0
You cancelled out your "place in heaven" by being vindictive enough to post this story on the website. This woman has just realized that due to her age and situation, she'll probably never be able to reach that far again, and all you can do is feel bad for yourself.
turiya04 0
Yeah, as others have said, you had a choice and you did the nice thing. There's no real FML here, unless she was sweating balls and you got chubschmear all over you.
drwcomics 1
While it's true that doing such a thing may have been gross, congratulations, you're a good person. When push came to shove, you stepped up and sacrificed your personal well being to help someone else, when you easily could have just gotten up and walked away. You have some serious good Karma coming your way.
csigabajnok 0
Had no choice, but to leave her there? :)
aback 5
She's not real bright--she could have just kicked them aside and gone commando. She had to have known by now her arms don't reach that far, anymore. How the hell did she get them on, stretch them across the stairs and fall into them? Just leave the damn things. Did she think a lot of guys were going to do up-skirts on her? Good on ya for helping her out, but jeeze.
hahayou12345 0
D: At least you helped.