Today, I went on a blind date with a guy at a seafood restaurant. I explained to him that I am deathly allergic to shrimp. When the waiter took my order, he interrupted me and said, “She’ll have the shrimp," while looking me dead in the eye. FML
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Today, I was on a blind date with a girl my friend set me up with. We went to a fancy restaurant and she ordered the shrimp. I told her, "I'm allergic to shrimp, so you shouldn't order it in case I want to kiss you later." She looked at the waiter and said, "I'll have the shrimp." FML
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to shrimp, when I went out for a lunch with my long-term crush after I finally got the courage to ask her out. She's really into seafood. A little while into the afternoon I started to feel itchy. She ended up scratching my back all night. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. He took me to a restaurant where I was allergic to practically everything on the menu. I sneezed five or six times within the first 15 minutes and spent the rest of the lunch awkwardly trying to explain I wasn't allergic to him, just the food and spices floating around us. FML
Today, I had a second date with a really hot guy I met at the mall. Lucky for me, I went into anaphylactic shock from shrimp and the guy called my parents. When I left the hospital, I was notified that after he called my parents, he ordered more food and charged it to my credit card on file. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was taking me out to eat to his favorite restaurant. He said I could order whatever I wanted and he'd pay for it. He took me to Red Lobster, knowing full well that I'm allergic to seafood. FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, at my work in a self-service chinese restaurant, a lady came up to me, pointed to the plate she loaded with honey king prawns, and yelled at me because she was allergic to seafood. She demanded a refund and another plate. Everything is clearly labeled. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. When I arrived, the guy looked nothing like his profile picture. We started chatting, and things were going fine until he asked, “So, what do you think about my date?” I replied, “Uh, I think it’s going well!” He responded, “I was talking about the waitress. I’m married.” FML
Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
"I then got out of my chair, called him a psychotic freak, and left the restaurant." Right?
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I hope you reacted appropriately by telling the waiter "he'll have the bill" and leaving...
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Comments (24)
BurnInDemonFire 39
"I then got out of my chair, called him a psychotic freak, and left the restaurant." Right?
Phillycheeze 20
I hope he was fooling around. If not... Time to leave that whackadoodle at the table.
RinoaHeartilly 36
Even if he had ordered something you like ordering for your date is a major turnoff.
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
I hope you reacted appropriately by telling the waiter "he'll have the bill" and leaving...
whiskey'swino 15
And that is when I realized his sarcasm game was strong- sense of humor not so much.
RichardPencil 32
How rude! If he decided the date was a mistake, he should have done the proper and chivalrous thing: Excuse himself to the bathroom and climb out the window! Classy.
Ksweety_fml 27
Either he's not a good listener or he don't give a, damn. 😂
A Frenchy in Eire 31
"I'm deathly allergic to dairy, how about we spend the day at a cheese factory?"
stitchilicous626_Turo 16
Run.
onceuponatime456 16
I take it you got up and left but I do wonder, why the hell would you go to a seafood restaurant of you are "deathly allergic" to shrimp? WTF is wrong with you?
onceuponatime456 16
if* come on NAR get an edit button!