Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was in a public bathroom with the runs when I noticed my stall didn't have any toilet paper. I was the only one in the bathroom, and I thought I could make it to the stall next to me and grab some with my pants down. I wasn't actually the only one in there. FML
Today, I was in a public toilet, enduring an extremely awkward silence between myself and the person in the next stall. In my rush to get out of there, I managed to get my ass stuck in the toilet seat, and ended up being pulled out by the maintenance men. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Today, I took my brother to the bathroom at a restaurant. The stall next to mine was locked, so I assumed he was still in there. I yelled his name a few times, then banged on the door out of annoyance. I gave up and returned to the table, where he was sitting with a grin. Turns out I just traumatized a poor lady in the stall. FML
Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML
Today, I was shopping in a mall when I needed to go to the bathroom. One of the toilets was out of order, so I went to the other toilet. After that, there was no toilet paper, so when I saw tissue in the sink, I left the stall with my pants down and someone saw me. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom in a mall. As I was in the stall, a woman tried to open it. I yelled out that's it was occupied but she kept shaking it to open it. It came up to the point where she had to crawl under the door to see that I was there. FML
Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML
Today, I had no choice but to use a public bathroom. I have issues going when there are others in the stalls, and apparently another person did as well. We both sat there in silence, waiting stubbornly for the other to give up and leave so we could go. It’s been 20 minutes. FML
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klbrend 0
Oh god. That sucks. Kudos to you for being such a nice person though.
dudemitch 0
ew. you had a choice. the fact that you actually helped probably just guaranteed you a space in heaven. fyl, but your still the nicest person ever.
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PenisLightning 0
you should have just left her to contemplate how she got to where she was at that exact moment. **** fat people. Its a disease my ass. Its a disease of choice. But anyway. way to be a good person and stuff.
methadonepretty 0
You are a terrible person for complaining about this, she clearly needed help, not someone to judge her and then laugh at her misfortune on the internet
I_am_stupid_also 6
If someone is obese, there is nothing wrong with saying they are obese. It is a statement of fact using a medical term. There are probably better euphemisms for old-lady, but it's not that bad really. Nothing else in the FML is anything but a matter of fact description of what happened. I'd be grossed out too if I had to do that, and commenting about it might make me feel better. I suppose you would get used to it if you had to do it everyday. People need to get used to the fact that obesity is unhealthy and is repulsive to other people.
prettyxdemented 0
She was probs a kinky perv who got off on your help. SERIOUSLY. If a woman is THAT obese, how does she manage the OTHER times that she goes to the bathroom? If it is that much of a problem, she would have KNOWN AHEAD OF TIME and either had a friend or relative in there to help her or wouldn't have pulled her underwear down so much. Face it, she goes to the bathroom with her fat ass many other times during the day, so she should be well-prepared in how to handle this. Anyway, I agree 100% FYL, and I don't feel you are a bitch or a mean person in any way, shape, or form because of what you called her. I can see being a little heavy or slightly fat, but obese people really have no excuse for being that large. Good diet + exercise will take you a long way in life. It's her own ******* fault she morphed into that size, and good on you for even helping her at all. I would have told her to **** herself and walked right out.
FBIWarning 0
that's just nasty
candy1169 0
there are few p-pl in the world that we live in now that would do that..We need more like you
UGADawg08 1
Oh God... that's terrible. I'd throw up.
kbond7 0
I think it's cool you helped that woman, but sincerely I'd be crying too if I was that fat. I have no sympathy for that lady. I just don't understand how anyone can let themselves go like that, even in old age.
misspennylane4 0
you definitely had a choice....... it was nice of you to do it but it was your choice, you could have acted like you didn't hear her
FML_N_ATL 0
think of how she must feel: " my arms are so short and i am so obese I had to get help pulling my underwear up from a complete stranger...FML" Im sure she feels MUCH worse... it was a good deed but it is completely overshowered by the fact of your disgust...