Today, I had a really important job interview, and as i was about to leave for it my mom told me to remember to make eye contact. As I was walking in, it was the only thing I could think about, so looking directly at him my foot hits a lip in the floor and my head slams into his desk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom kissed me goodbye before I went to a big job interview. I got weird looks on the way there, but I figured it was just because I look like a massive douche in formal wear. Turns out my mom had smeared lipstick all over my chin. The person who finally let me know was my interviewer. FML
Today, I went to a very important job interview. I was so nervous that I passed out right in front of the interviewer's desk. FML
Today, I went to a job interview, and a guy ahead of me went to enter the building, only to walk face-first into a glass door. I rushed to help him up, and after we had a good laugh about it, I turned to walk inside, only to walk straight into the door as well. FML
Today, I walked into a door on my way in to an interview, in front of the interviewer and a group of people waiting to be interviewed. FML
Today, I went to a big job interview. As I walked in, I tripped and fell flat on my face. Other highlights include my voice cracking multiple times, sweating profusely and getting uncontrollable nervous giggling. The interviewer eventually stared at me in disbelief and asked if I was high. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
Today, at work, the most handsome guy walked in. Starstruck, I went to greet him and then take him to the owner's office, only to promptly walk really hard into the corner of the door frame, smacking my forehead. I have a massive bruise and my boss won't stop laughing. FML
Today, I went in for an interview for my first ever job. Just seconds after meeting the boss, I slipped on the linoleum floor. I was wearing a skirt. FML
Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML
Today, I was going out to buy some stuff from the store. As I was leaving, my mom warned me to tie my shoelaces; I told her not to worry about it. As I'm walking down the street, I see my crush walking towards me. As I get closer and say hi, I trip on my shoelaces and face-plant into her chest. FML
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Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.
bwlingatstarlite 0
hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)
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Comments (54)
bwlingatstarlite 0
hollly shit...did you still get the job? Hope you're okay :)
Shihaby 0
Lol, your mom should have told you to "mind the step".
Lifesucksdodrugs 0
Capitalize your I's
tickclickboom 0
he only missed one sorry we can't all be perfect like you
Jimboom 12
Ha ha! Well at least you made an impression. Too bad it was on his desk.
Lolrus 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! now the boss knows that you can multitask
Ravenite 0
Well... that made an impression... hope the interview turned out a little better. #3 - is that all you are concerned about?
RedStook 0
Good going. When I interview job candidates, I always look for something that stands out. I would certainly remember you !
chea_chea 0
LOL at #4 Yeah, making eye contact is good, but it's good to mix that with being aware of your surroundings. Not sure about anyone else, but if I was the boss I'd probably be a bit weirded out if you were staring straight at me from the moment you walked through the door, all the way over to the desk.
I2OI3 0
SOOO, DID YOU GET THE JOB??
sarah8909 0
hahaha brilliant! On the plus side, I'm sure he'll remember you ;)