Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
On the can
Today, I was using the bathroom at Costco when a janitor forced my door open so she could mop, then didn't bother to close it again. Apparently, the handicapped stall was too big for her to see me sitting in the corner, and I had to awkwardly squat-walk all the way to the door to close it. FML
Today, I was waiting in line to use the bathroom. I complained to the guy next to me about how long the lady was taking. I kept making jokes about it, but he never seemed to laugh. Finally, the door opened and out came a lady in a wheelchair. The guy next to me was her husband. FML
Patience
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, I had to use the restroom while at work. I had the choice of the stall with a broken lock, or the stall with a huge crack in the partition wall. Not two minutes after I sat down, I noticed someone peeking in. FML
Today, as I was getting out of my car, an old and obese lady walked up to me and called me an "inconsiderate heartless bitch" for using the last handicap parking spot. I guess she didn't see my wheelchair. FML
Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
Losing my mind
Today, I was in a stall in a public restroom. Someone came in and started using one of the urinals. Somehow, before I knew it, I found I had just loudly whispered, "SOMEbody's taking a piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiss." FML
Desperate times
Today, I was so desperate to pee that I used the only bathroom in the convenience store I was in, which was “Employees Only.” Well, the door got stuck and I had to get an employee to let me out. FML
Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML
Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML
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lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
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ROFLFail 0
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the real question is: Are you handicapped?
Annihilator 0
①, very funny, why don't you do stand up comedyUgh。。。。。!(◎_◎;)
Stupified 0
Op YDI for peeing. Such a primitive act.. I thought we were past this.
Tiffanywashere 0
The handicapped chick needs to calm the hell down. It's not like she personally owns the stall. She's not royalty and being handicapped doesn't mean she is above waiting her turn like anyone else. What a bitch. You should have cussed her out back.
zp5 4
1 the real question is: are you retarded?
Siji 0
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OMG, you shouldve left the seat up. 'Handicap chick falls in toilet' XD
EminemTM 0
Yeah boyo
seanders 10
Calm your prepubescent mind 82. 30 is simply using a tactic called sarcasm, a concept you will hopefully one day understand.
ohthebloodygore 16
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40, she doesn't think she's above or whatever. She's mad because the stall was designed specifically for people who are handicapped. If you're not; don't use it. Maybe she had to pee badly as well and some idiot who wasn't handicapped used it. I say he deserved it.
anorexicbarbie 8
Damn it my comment disappeared.
anorexicbarbie 8
I might as well repost what I said.. 82 You're the real idiot here since you don't know the difference between you're and your. Let me explain: you're = you are ex: You're a dumbass. your = possesive ex: Your ass is dumb. I give credit to Maddox. (Sorry if the other post shows up)
phreshboi 1
what I hate is how handicapped people automatically assume it's just for them, "normal" people cam use it too. it's just that it's an advantageous stall for the handicapped, nothing else. if all stalls are used, people can use the handicapped I'm surprised this handicapped girl didn't realize this.
TheTigerRoars 0
The real answer is indefinitely, 'yes'. As for you OP, don't worry about it. Handicap people can be bitches to and forget that everyone has to pee and you won't wait for a handicap person to show up to use the toilet. I don't see why you guys just go in those boxed in spaces. The wild is open for everyone and you can't claim a spot to pee on. -Fluffy McTiger
KingDingALing 9
Tell her to give you a blumpkin, OP.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I feel like there's kind of a Lt. Dan stereotype showing in these comments. = Having had mobility issues myself, I can tell you that there's a lot of complex emotion involved-- grief, anger, sorrow, pride, shame, self-pity, envy, etc. Sure, some handicapped people can get stuck in those emotions and turn bitter and angry; their prejudice against "able-bodied" people is just as wrong as racism, and only hurts their bodies more. However, there are MANY extremely well-adjusted, happy disabled people who fight through those stages, and come out cracking disabled jokes and pulling wheelchair pranks. Let's not get too carried away with the bashing here, folks. Sidenote: Isn't referring to someone as a "handicap" instead of "handicapped person" kind of like saying "crip" instead of "crippled person?"
xXshotsXx 0
46 Epic Win Lls
teh_nutz 0
You never look like the hero cussing out a cripple
ecfrost 4
As someone who sometimes is considered "handicapped", I think it's dumb to only have that stall for handicap0ped individuals. I mean, it's great and I appreciate there is a stall I can use, but does that mean when there are no handicapped people around the stall should just remain empty? That also seems kinda dumb. Sadly we all have to wait in line.
sixtimessix 0
this sounds like that curb your enthusiasm episode!
Siji 0
She'd also have a hell of a time getting out
StoryOfTheYear 15
We now know why she's in a wheelchair
ogrre 0
Is this also mean it is OK to park in handicapped zones? These helping aids are for a reason.
StoryOfTheYear 15
There are fines for parking in a designated area, if you get to a bathroom stall first a cop isn't going to rush in and write a 50 dollar ticket, that's not the best comparison
loselike 0
107 - I agree 100%, its not only that, she had no idea if there was anything else wrong with the op. i have had problems with my back since i was a child but can walk just fine even when it is giving me problems, but sometimes it so bad that i need that to stand up afterward. the op could have just as easily had problems standing up on her own. Maybe she even had problems holding it in. The girl seems way more inconsiderate than the op does.
Night22_fml 4
OP coulda told her to walk it off
AmbrosiaFan 19
It may be designated for handicapped, however it is NOT handicapped ONLY. So if someone handi capable wants to use it, then they can!
Tweety122888 0
So true... I mean she's handicapped not royalty...
antsinmypants199 0
Ok my dad has taught me right from wrong since I was little, and this is definitely wrong. If there is a line up and there's a handicappable lady in the line, I say she should go first, but otherwise it is open for use. It can be used by anyone, it's just built to handle someone with disabilities if needed. Just like ramps in hallways; just because I'm not in a wheelchair doesn't mean I can't walk up it.
Splayd 10
Either way, so? Black people call themselves niggers, so I see no reason with a jokingly derisive term like "crip".
AKIFIGHTER 0
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hahaha wow epic fail
AKIFIGHTER 0
hahaha wow epic fail
AKIFIGHTER 0
hahaha wow epic fail
lizz12345 0
I can understand her being upset if you're not handicapped. but he should just chill out if it was the only stall open what were you supposed to do?
Abbeygale 8
OP - I remember when I was using a disabled bathroom, I was just finished and washing my hands, when a man along with a disabled person unlocked and opened the door... If they had been a few minutes earlier I can't even imagine the situation I'd have been in. I'm never using a disabled toilet again.
Rush91 0
Gotta say FYL those handicap stalls are pretty sweet. To bad handicapped people are often a-holes about the dumbest things.
ROFLFail 0
that handicapped person's prolly one of those handicaps that thinks "This guy's got functioning legs and he's using my stall... ignorant bitch"
ygdrassil 17
While I agree that it's fine to use the handicapped stall when there are none other available and there are no handicapped people waiting (it's not like parking spaces: there are fifty parking spaces and just five stalls), often disabled people can have bladder problems and thus need to get a stall faster, so that's something to think about, but I still think that it's better to have it be used by able-bodied people as the last choice.
liecake 0
Wow. People who aren't handicapped use those all the time. Sucks for you, mate.
Reasonable 4
This. I'm pretty sure the handicapped stalls at my school are actually used more often than the rest. They're larger and at the end, so no awkwardness about people seeing you between the cracks of the door. God only knows why schools can never manage to order properly sized doors for the stalls.
bankrupt 15
My daughter is handicapped and in a wheelchair. Handicapped stalls are designed for easier access for people with disabilities. However, they are not for disabled people's exclusive use. If that was the only available toilet and the disabled person was not yet in the restroom you had every right to use it. That girl was wrong to yell at you but the problem is that most handicapped people are used to getting special treatment so she actually does think she is the only person entitled to use that toilet and that she should never have to wait her turn like everyone else. She was spoiled by her family because they felt bad about her condition and kissed, kissed, kissed her ass so now she thinks the world owes her. A rule of thumb is that if there is a line and the handicapped stall is the only one open it's fine to use it but if a disabled person comes in that person should be allowed to use it first, since they have no other options but others do. My daughter is being brought up better than that, I can tell you.
arrow007archer 19
it could be worse my school needs to invest in locks for the toilets
talldude4u 3
Apparently she owns it, it's quite like people have a tendency to sit in the same places.
zp5 4
pee on the toilet seat so she'll have to clean it up when she goes.
peacelovekat 0
don't screw wig the handi capped
zp5 4
*with *handicapped
Annihilator 0
Beauty without brains is nothing
Phustercluck 11
I believe beauty without brains is still beauty.
Mauskau 36
something tells me they got their pic off google <3
TheTigerRoars 0
Don't tell my mom! She'll be so mad if she finds out I use google! -Fluffy McTiger
peacelovekat 0
OMFG I was trying to rush to get on the first page so ya and y do u always hate on my pics !! just ****** chill
Annihilator 0
I found your picture on Google. Maybe you should post a real one. What a big disappointment!
yumedesu 4
stfu fake anything you say is irrelevant :D
drawing_a_blank 0
I hate when people screw wigs.
runawaybishop 5
its real easy using tineye to see that peacelovekat ripped her pic off the net - came back with 24 results.