Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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meliesFML 0
at least you survived the car ride :)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.
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Comments (129)
practicesafesax 0
don't trust cab drivers.
ilikeemsmall 4
Why not? Us cabdrivers put up with all kinds of obnoxious customers! Next time I see you coming, I'm taking another shot of tequila!
CJShults 0
new york I'm guessing?
taazer 12
why didnt you take another cap then?
evilbunny7603 0
Sounds like my town
SerG707 0
that happened to me in Cuba
monomiscuous 8
groovy baby!!!!
kevin5890 2
Wait then how did you get there..? If you took a cab back that means that you hadn't drove to the bar so you planned to take a cab in the first place. Which would result in the fact that you were intoxicated irrelevant. Am I missing something here?
Bobissmall 13
Because it's totally impossible they drove there and just left their cars at the pub or whatever?
lil_jimmy 29
win
xGoSuckAFatOnex 3
maybe next time get out of the cab if the driver is also drunk...? talk about crazy taxi:p
sonofkarma 5
Hey, too bad he did not wrecked you could've sued! ching ching! and buy a totally sober chauffeur