Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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meliesFML 0
at least you survived the car ride :)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.
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Comments (129)
lidemocr 0
the same thing happened to me on my prom night about 12 years ago- except it was the limo driver! he ran into a flower pot as he was dropping us off
Coolguyt2 0
YDI for getting in a cab that was being driven by someone drunk
Ins0mau 20
Um, how are you supposed to know the taxi driver is drunk BEFORE you get in and he drives off?!?
nerdsgetmehot 23
I once got a ride home from a wake from a guy who was drunk...I didn't know he was drunk until he dropped me off at my house and announced it. Scary.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
well you couldn't have gotten a DUI anyway so it wasn't all bad.
nerdsgetmehot 23
That's not the point. OP could have been killed. Drunk drivers usually aren't the most coordinated.
BIEBERSLAYER 10
chill out I was just trying to be positive I know very well how drunk people drive
emodude44 0
You did the right thing He didn't though...
eagles15 3
well your just ****** aren't you? :D
structuredchaoz 4
Lawsuit
kei1108 13
that's awful!!!!
sourgirl101 29
I had to see where the OP was from because ALL the taxi drivers were drunk in the Bahamas too, when I visited. No way in hell I'd let them drive me around. It would however suck if the OP didn't realize the driver was drunk until they were on the road and in the middle of no where to catch another cab.
xXwolflegionXx 8
# 4 posting it twice doesn't make it funnier.