Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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Top comments
meliesFML 0
at least you survived the car ride :)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.
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Comments (129)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.
A7X_LoVeee 10
Why was this thumbed down? He's absolutely right.
kamikrazy 6
It's a girl.
daisyloo 7
Agree with 12! It shouldn't be thumbed down. FYL:(
shootintacos 0
maybe she was thumbed down because of the pentagram!
TrollisMe 5
No it was thumbed down because she's not in the kitchen.
Doortje 30
I'd say report him, but you were probably too drunk to remember what he looks like.
SirObvious 1
he's the......one.
mruizk9 7
dumbass taxi driver!
birdfreak 24
wow. if you're not supposed to drink and drive, truckers and taxi cab drivers are the number one people to follow this rule
danbo659 0
lol nice! free of charge i hope. this reminds me of my prom limo driver. he was drunl and we all camped out in the limo. but we all had free six flags tix and a ride there
stacianichole 2
thanks for your life story...
Legendslayer222 26
Who's to say they survived to post this? The taxi might be currently leaning precariously over the edge of a cliff with the driver passed out on the wheel. Good place as any to post an FML.
phatdaddy62 23
You're a dumbass!
Thejackel79 9
And you don't have a sence of humor
Legendslayer222 26
Oh no 23, you found out my true identity! Time to make a getaway!
cupcakegirl93 8
Wow :/ good thing you are still alive though !
twisted54 1
we only have one cab driver in my small town and he's a meth monster. he's always giving free rides for one reason or another. 580-821-acab. ask for Randy!
MrXerxes5 6
The cab driver knew what he was doing. He's been around the block once or twice. They did take a taxi back.
fmchi 2
Seriously; if it happens again, get out of the cab asap and call the police. Give them the cab number (listed several places in the cab and on the rear bumper), the cab company, and the location where you got out. Take a different cab home---a cab with a drunk driver is not a safe place to be.