Today, I bought my daughter a bunk bed. After spending several hours building it, she climbed up, then fainted. Turns out she's afraid of heights. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, my daughter told me she would rather hang herself than hang out with me. All I did was remind her to go to bed at a reasonable time to get some sleep for an activity she likes doing. FML
Today, my daughter had an anxiety attack. Why? Because I told her she needs to be making her bed every day. FML
Today, I was trying to sleep when I saw a head looming from the darkness with no eyes and a mouth open like a silent scream. I just froze and pissed myself. It was my daughter wanting to cuddle with us. Alas, the bed was wet, so she got put back in her bed, while we had to share the sofa downstairs. FML
Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunderstorm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML
Today, I bought my kids new mattresses for their new beds. Within 24 hours my son did a cannon ball onto his sister's bed to prove that it wouldn't break. The box spring snapped in half. FML
Today, my daughter wasn't feeling well, so we allowed her to sleep in bed with us. She snuggled right up with my husband. I felt a little jealous until she turned around and cuddled with me, just long enough to throw up all over me. She then flipped back over and snuggled with her dad. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
Today, as I was laying on the bottom part of my bunk bed, I noticed a beam on the underside of the top bunk that seemed to have no place being there, so I tried to find out what it was. I soon discovered it was to support the bed after it promptly collapsed on me. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
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rexgar2000 10
hey at least you know shell go straight to sleep every time she goes to bed :)
Justforlolz 14
Where the **** did you build it? Mount Everest?
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Comments (119)
hatorimitsume 0
That sucks
loveexgirl 15
Well it's a bunk bed. It's not high.
ShyAnn29 15
Depending on how young the kid is, it is high!
worldcupcheer17 0
just use the bottom bunk if there is one
tatababe 1
A bunk bed for only one daughter? She can just sleep on the bottom one or separate the beds so they are both on the floor
enonymous 9
This is a Canadian bunk bed. It's probably built up a maple tree
flockz 20
we wouldnt want the daughter to do jump rope now she might faint from the lack of oxygen...
LiveLaughFML 10
yeah right OP! building her bunkbed inside an airplane was probably not the best idea ever :3
SCREAM4meeee 0
23- yes my first bunk bed was up a 40 foot spruce tree in Northern Quebec. Luckily for me I was not afraid of heights. Thankfully the Canada geese kept a close eye on me so as not to allow me to fall out of bed.
enonymous 9
32 at least you admit it. Most of these people would say it's from ikea
Ali_Ridhima541 0
haha hell yeaah
MyMilkShake2Yard 0
There are bunk beds with only the top and the bottom part designed to have a office, play room, couch or what ever you want, which will save a lot of space from having a begin top of that
FFPulley 9
40- hey, what do you mean... THESE people? Lmmfao
theaws0m3guy 4
Ydi...she's your own daughter and if she can climb up a bunk bed she has to be like 6 or 7, and for 6 or 7 years, you never knew she was afraid of heights?
zkcupcake 4
43, those are called loft beds
fatme2012 7
How did you not know this about your own daughter? YDI
btnhdude 0
45, he means the sissies.
sharleerose 4
Look on the bright side, she'll have so much more room for activities!
airforce987 20
I never asked you, 80, but do you like guacamole???
thundercunt 0
**** niggers.
rexgar2000 10
hey at least you know shell go straight to sleep every time she goes to bed :)
Sl1mShad3y 10
thats true
CristinaRamirez 0
Hell yea u right. Lol
lifesucks1234567_fml 2
I decided to get up on this latter and was on a bed...... And OMG my dad is soooooo far down and the town as well so I decided to do my special KO attack and it worked
Ghostkiller12345 9
4: Sucks how the only people that replied your comment wrote stupid shit. So much stupid comments for such a highly thumbed up post.
bitchslapped22 14
60- that was the worst comment ever
SirObvious 1
Make her sleep on the floor...
rayrayray23 1
You sleep on the floor.
sxe_beast 11
Or she can sleep on the bottom bunk?
xxsarahfxx 6
she can always sleep on the bottom!
overthelimit 3
the only thing i dont understand is buying a bunk bed if you only have one child.
KrypticPanda 0
Well, if they have another child they dont have to go buy another bed
Justforlolz 14
Where the **** did you build it? Mount Everest?
KiddNYC1O 22
Hahahahahahahahaha. Seriously.
rayrayray23 1
Hahahahahahahaaha your mother
aguin8 0
Well now you don't have to waste money going to amusement parks
megapeyt 17
I'd call her a wuss for being scared of being no more than six feet off the ground. Twenty feet sure, but that short a distance? Sad sad sad
DudeBTM 8
Yeah, call a kid a wuss because she's scared of a thing that most people are scared of.
thefmlinator 10
Most people aren't Afraid of six feet except wusses
DudeBTM 8
I almost broke all the bones in my left arm when I was a kid which required surgery twice, months of therapy and scars that will remain there forever because I fell from a 6 foot bunk bed. Does that make me a wuss because I'm scared of getting near bunk beds now?
leadman1989 16
Yeah... why wouldn't it?
kadiedlawrence 0
I'm terrified of heights. Who the **** wouldn't be?
ejones1991 0
Shut up Meg... *does Peter Griffin laugh*
THE_A_TEEN 28
That awkward moment when humanity starts calling kids wusses for being afraid of hights, #92 no, just no
writergirl23 19
I am mortally afraid of heights and even I'm not that afraid O.O