Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I went to a party with 5 of my friends. Within five minutes, they'd all paired up and gone. Then it was just me, drinking my pain away. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, I was the only sober person at a bonfire. After being hit in the eye with a snowball, taking people's keys away because they were too wasted to drive, making sure no one died and stabbing the bottom of my foot with a nail, I got to sleep in the snow. Without any blankets. FML
Today, I tried to leave a rowdy Christmas party early. The apartment door creaked loudly, someone asked where I was going, and suddenly I was explaining my schedule to 10 drunk people. I stayed another hour to avoid more drunk people telling me to, "COME ON, STAY, HAVE A DRINK." FML
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JamoB 7
Thats a good thing OP, What comes around goes around
MyUsernameKatie 31
You did a great thing OP. You kept them off the roads. That very well could have saved lives, especially with 15 people drinking/drunk
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Comments (93)
JamoB 7
Thats a good thing OP, What comes around goes around
OctoDope 15
If they even remember that
Ambient25 25
OP needs to make sure one of them is sober for New Years
etoilenuit 15
Why didn't you just tell everyone to crash at someone's house and then let them drive themselves home in the morning...
zomgbies 17
OP should have just driven home and let the drunks stay. Oh and hide their keys
fenellaisacute 13
i need more friends like you OP, that's for darn sure.
ZY1431 24
karma has a way of repaying ya, just hang in there.
mvc3ftw 17
isn't karma supposed to be a bitch?
Clay_Pidgeon 11
only if you're a bitch...
NoFightinDestiny 9
That's a nice thing you did, friend. Karma will pay you back! :)
beaverteaser 16
why did you stay sober?
\ 28
Did you blow in from... *puts on reading glasses* "Failure-to-read-carefully town?"
levention 18
No.
Ambient25 25
Swing and a miss.
Sports_guy3 28
#4- There are many reasons as to why OP stayed sober. My guess is to avoid going to jail for drunk driving.
Sports_guy3 28
#4- There are many reasons as to why OP stayed sober. My guess is so s/he doesn't go to jail for drunk driving.
DrippingSarcasm 20
#4, some people can't drink (for allergy reasons), don't feel like it/like it, have important things the next day...
truecolourss 4
Some people also can't drink for religious reasons, not that I'm saying people shouldn't drink at all but people should drink more responsibly. Good job OP!
TheMathMajor 26
And some people just don't like alcohol
little_one1 14
I can't have anything more harsh than 6. beer, it will make me naked and agressive! So maybe there was only hard liquor at the party. But I'm gonna go ahead and say OP realized that they needed to stay sober to drive everyone else home.
cypherwars 15
OP, I hope they remember your hardship :D
TheNewMirage 10
Your name truly says it all
charlson 9
That’s what i want to say.
MyUsernameKatie 31
You did a great thing OP. You kept them off the roads. That very well could have saved lives, especially with 15 people drinking/drunk
Ambient25 25
Am I the only one that wonders where the Christmas party was? If it was at OP's house, just let them sleep over...
deepvira 16
Well it's a good thing! Helping people. Merry Christmas :)
jaypee94 14
As your nickname says, you're a good friend! They owe you one!
Michael903 18
With that many drunk people, somebody would have gotten into trouble. You did a great job OP.