Today, at the old folk's home where I work as a housekeeper, a resident was holding herself on the way to the bathroom. I hoped she wouldn't leave a mess. She made it just fine. I was then informed that she had left a crap trail from the couch, more than 20ft away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent the first two hours of my shift cleaning up liquid poo after an elderly lady sat in one of our chairs and promptly let go of her bowels. I was so embarrassed for her that I even bought her a towel, underwear, and a pair of pants. She then thanked one of my coworkers for all the help. FML
Today, I went into the tanning room at work, where the lady in there last had decided the trash can was a toilet and pooped in it. Before she sat, she took the time to wrap the edges in paper towels, I guess in case anyone else had done this before her. I had to clean it up. FML
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, coming home, I discovered that my dog had left me a beautiful mound of poop in the middle of the corridor. He'd made an effort, though: there was a roll of shredded toilet paper next to it. FML
Today, I stepped in dog shit, barefoot, in my own bathroom. The dog had been outside for two hours earlier, and I'd watched him take a dump. Apparently he was saving some for when he got back in the house. FML
Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML
Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I work maintenance at a warehouse store. I had to clean the men's stall because someone had pooped on the seat, the floor, and got some on the wall. When I took my break, I noticed that my fellow maintenance coworker had poop on his pants and shoes. I then realized that I just cleaned up his “mess.” FML
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kayla_bo_bayla 0
Omg I'm a CNA and I happen to be in Arizona as well. I had an obese patient who was put on water pills and she refused to get up to go pee so she would go all over the floor and her bed and I had to clean it up. Like every half hour. I feel your pain, lady.
QTp13 10
That really is a shitty situation =(
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QTp13 10
That really is a shitty situation =(
borabora1991 0
OP, it does suck but since you agreed to do the job then you should have expected it. just suck it up and deal with it. your life isnt really f'ed just because you have a crappy job (no pun intended). be thankful that you have a job in this economy. your life sounds pretty good to me.
hellokittywhore 0
**** you 42 my mom does the same job and it's not like she asked for it or diserves it she's probly has no other choice.
RJB 0
So? She's old, you work at an old person's home, and they cant control their bodily function. This NEVRER has happened EVER in the history of the world? Im sure your life is fine lol.
unfortunate_13 5
I want to see you clean up other people's shit without even pulling a face, because shit is human and normal.
vapors 0
So what if its happend before? Its a goddamn sucky situation, I would throw up constantly if I ever had too wipe someone elses shit up. especially if it was a "trail". But that might just be me with my phobias. Anywho, FYL op. And **** the old ladie who havn't passed on yet. Which would be appropriate since her body is caving in already.
Horde 8
If this is your most annoying problem in your life, then you're a lucky person.. YDI because you knew what you took up with that job.
xavel_fml 0
ummm honey i dont bout speck it is!!! You care for people not clean there shit
LeeIsAwesome 0
Just because it's your job doesn't mean you have to like it.
SweetieLish 0
My first job was a housekeeper at a nursing home....this was pretty much a daily occurrence. Doesn't mean it still didn't SUCK BALLS when it happened.
Ninjasaurus18 9
Just because they're old doesn't mean they can do that stuff. She needs one of those adult diapers or at least a maxi pad, which are kind of the same thing.
ChopSuey444 20
So, I know this was from '09.... but.... #4's comment is too rude to be ignored. I truly hope you have body function control issues when you're elderly. Her body is caving in? **** her for not passing on yet?? My god. I hope in the six years since leaving this comment you have learned some simple human decency.
rydersmomma16 21
I'm disgusted at that comment too, and now it's 2016.
Baby_Baby_BABY 0
Now that's what I call a sticky situation!!
i_is_a_tr00l 0
...Human diapers. Buy them; use them.
teiso_fml 0
It's part of your job, isn't it?
coolsteve 0
LOL unlucky though, I think I would have laughed then been sick
Jimboom 12
Sounds like she is in need of a Bionic Bottom (google it if you don't know what I am talking about). ;)
SenGaeriel 3
She should've been wearing Depends. No, that's still a shitty situation. Sorry, OP, but FYL.
SenGaeriel 3
LOL!! That's funny!! this should've been posted in response to the bionic bottom.
Burritomanmike 0
suck it up, you knew what you were getting into when you applied.