Celeste
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Singapore
Naptime
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
rockytrolley
Cyprus
Hard knock life
Today, my taxi driver kept falling asleep and swerving off the road, so I asked him if he was okay. He stopped and burst out sobbing about the long hours he had to do after his divorce, and his wife taking all he had. Long story short, I ended up driving him home and getting another taxi from his place. FML
Noname
United States
Baby come back
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
THOMASisMYname
Canada
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
stevenr579
North Vancouver, Canada
Today, I took a taxi ride with my friends. As we were getting out, I paid the taxi driver. With a grin, he drove away fast. It turns out my friend had already paid. FML
Phil
United Kingdom
Knackered
Today, I fell asleep on the bus after a long day. I woke up to the driver nudging me, saying, "End of the line, mate." I had no idea where I was, and it was raining. FML
FUCKKKS
United States
Today, after a long work shift, I was so tired that I took a nap in my car to avoid driving half-asleep. When I awoke, there was a huge truck in front of me. I thought I'd fallen asleep while driving and was about to die. I only realized it was stationary after I pissed myself. FML
kalvin
Leeds, United Kingdom
Let that sink in
Today, during a driving lesson, I stopped behind a taxi, and got more and more annoyed when the traffic wouldn't move. A few minutes later, my instructor couldn't hold his laughter any more and pointed out I'd somehow zoned out and entered a taxi rank. FML
marlow
Canada
Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML
NextTimeMom'sDriving
Kelowna, Canada
Today, my family and I were on a road trip. Everything was fine until we discovered that my dad, the driver, was not only fast asleep, he was also snoring. We were in the middle of the highway. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, while I was on the bus, my foot fell asleep. When we arrived at my stop, I stood up and limped to the front of the bus. As I walked down the steps, I tripped, fell, and smashed my nose into the ground. The driver just laughed and drove away. FML
Top comments
lemony_fml 0
I hear pudding in the hospital is real good.
lol_ironic_life 9
hope the meter wasn't running lol that's an expensive ride!
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Comments (125)
Oscar_Wilde 0
Crashhhhhh
bihero 0
choose the korean driverz they have reserve driver at the chunk
blitzen123 0
Well, did the taxi driver make you pay?
Resquall 0
Bihero, that was so racist.. But it's true. We Korean drivers have backup; we're just that cool.
reyemrein 0
Welcome to the Crash Cab!
TapeMan_3000 0
how does that even happen??
hellooo222 0
gooo koreans:) im korean
myman47 0
worst fml ever that would never happen. the sucked ballzzzzz
jenni305 0
ITS CRAZY TAXI ! !
lovindepp 0
cuz with billions of people in the world not one taxi driver would ever fall asleep while they had a passnger in the cab....yeah it could happen probably didn't get enough sleep..... op:fyl hope you are ok
sc95060sc 0
faaaakkkkeeee
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yay for Koreans!
justnuggets 0
It's completely plausible, it isn't that hard to fall asleep while driving if you're tired
sum1savemeh 0
I'm going out with a korean(: he's sexy as hell. Koreans ftw!
alleyx3 0
sue.
srunano 4
It can actually happen to anyone who is really tired. It happened to me when I was driving home at 4am. I was super tired and just fell asleep behind the wheel. OP I hope you walked away unhurt unlike me
Sk8genius 0
Wait.... WTF? Do you mean he fell asleep as in with YOU or just innocently? Sh!t...
madarchod 0
nice
NoDeath 0
Did u end up in heaven?and did this fml in heaven?^^computers in heaven...
wthcharles 0
Korean taxis have backup drivers?
baby_val 0
hahaha seriously uu need to finish tha story I wanna Kno tha rest of it
presshome2bblown 0
lol I love 25 s comment
strandedinalimo 0
I actually really like this FML.
DaWinz 0
had no idea Singapore was heaven :D
jakeTS 0
WTF
Resquall 0
@96 We also serve complimentary 똥 (food) in our cabs. Enjoy.
dudester1 0
@59 lol that would make a great reality show :)
juicyrebel 0
thats good man
megissocool 0
ow
ugwmii 0
lol. haha
Daileyyy 0
Lolwut?
ayamefan13 16
Oops?
shadaboo2014 0
yea u wake up wit ur shirt up n ur **** hurt n the cab driver wakes up exhausted lol
lemony_fml 0
I hear pudding in the hospital is real good.
xGet_Over_It 0
so what OP? at least you werent touched(or were you?)/raped.
padlarf 14
Faulty exhaust?
DGross 8
Yea that's what I was thinking... Either way def an FML as both could have gotten killed, though if it was in a parking lot or something that wouldn't have been nearly as bad
crimson46 0
hahaha that's a good one
lemony_fml 0
lmao!
madskillz3088 0
I beat he was awake in his dream....haha or nightmare ???
twistedavalon06 0
fake fml.
fisheatsbear 6
I think you actually have something to sue over.
morena0603 0
Hell no it wouldn't happen in NYC because the driver would kick you out after he drives aimlessly so that he could overcharge you. trust me I KNOW!!!
chickletno1 0
not in Singapore
cgysoccerfreak 0
that's not an fml at all that's just ****** up
shadaboo2014 0
tht is def an fml...wonder wat he did before he fell asleep