Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML
Today, I fell asleep in a taxi. So did the taxi driver. FML
Today, I was taking a taxi home after drinking too much. I started to feel sick and, not wanting to be charged the cab cleaning fee, threw up into my handbag instead. When we got to my place I then had to fish through my bag for my wallet to pay the driver. FML
Today, I watched a drunk guy getting thrown out of a bar, then get tased on the sidewalk outside. He was our designated driver. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. On the way home with my drunk friends, they decide to give me a beer shower. I swerved, and was pulled over by a cop moments after. I was the only one arrested. FML
Today, I volunteered to be my brother's designated driver. I told him throughout the night that I wasn't drinking, but he ended up leaving me at the bar and going to his friend's house in a cab for more drinks, taking my keys along with him. FML
Today, I rode in the cab on the way back to my dorm from the airport. The taxi driver was on the phone and not really paying attention. I paid him and got out of the cab, but he drove away before I could get my luggage out of the trunk. FML
Today, I was the designated driver. It was also my birthday party. FML
Today, my friends and I had our Christmas party. I ended up being the only one sober, and had to drive each and every person home. There were 15 of us. FML
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meliesFML 0
at least you survived the car ride :)
Shadow_Phantom 26
Dude... report him. For someone who's entire job is driving, he really should not be drinking.
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Comments (129)
spiderowner 8
talk about irony fyl
LilCammiboy 0
welcome to the real world
THOMASisMYname 8
By the way everybody, this was in Vancouver, not Ontario. It messed up the setting.
jmader 0
hahahaha
wowyouareweird 0
at least you're alive .
bambiez 5
irony can be a bitch as well
kitsune3 20
Damn. Somebody was sure watching out for you, OP. This isn't an FML because you're alive, and I'm assuming no one got hurt as you didn't mention that anyone had. You got lucky. Next time though, be more careful and make sure your cabby is sober.
Dead_Bunny213 5
how do you know he was drunk? and if you cared enough to pay attention, you probably wernt that drunk
sargeantbilko 5
At least it's the cabbie's license and job at risk, not yours. Plus, you are safer in the back seat. You did wear the seat belt, didn't you?