Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Charming
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
House rules
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Anticlimax
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML
Outdoorsy romance
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
Top comments
GothickNihilist 15
I have a question, do all guys want us women to shave?
Pleonasm 36
No. But it's like men with beards. Shaved can be nice, trimmed and short can have it's appeals, but an unruly mess just makes people think it's not hygenic, even if it is.
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Comments (96)
starcrossddream 14
If you haven't discussed this preference with your partner BEFORE he gets your pants off, then you may be rushing things.
krapula 4
I don't think very many people discuss their preferences on pubic hair before having sex.
starcrossddream 14
Then I guess I'm weird because after dating the same man for a few years, there isn't much that hasn't come up.
zandalee 20
Not many people wait a few years before having sex... And I seriously don't think many people discuss preferences on pubic hair lengths before commencing with happy hour.
Senseless_487 29
Oh well, not everyone shaves their genitals. I'd say his reaction is a little uncalled for.
edd1987 9
Lol
chocolateisyum 12
Well that isn't your fault. You don't have to change your appearance to please anyone. In the end, it's your body and you can do whatever you want with it.
RavenDesired 10
Amen.
russfml 31
Ya but if she expects him to go down on her, good luck cause no guy wants pubes for breakfast lunch or dinner lol
LolCandy 27
What is it with people saying "noone want's to et hair lol"? If the girl showers regularly there aren't many loose hairs at all (unless they are shedding hardcore). Isn't it also common courtesy to quickly shower before oral (for both males and females)? If you are licking anything that grows hair down there, you are doing it wrong (or have a fetish).
xoxolifesucks 8
off*
marxx_man 3
This was hot until the whole bush thing lol
sjdbeinska 4
hey at least he does name his room THE RAPE DUNGEON
AnimeCookie 9
WTF stop making references.
LemonLolly 10
How rude of him. Some women don't like to shave down there (because it growing back is hell)
Sputnikspak 13
Oh god yes, this. Especially those of us with thicker hair who have skin too sensitive to wax. It's like walking around with permanent sandpaper rubbing against your thighs. Gah!
Sputnikspak 13
I'm also saving up to get my armpits lasered because goddamn how do I have a five o'clock shadow under there ten minutes after I shaved? Because I have transparent, porcelain skin and hair that's black as midnight, that's how. It'd be well worth the money to never have to deal with THAT again.
DarkMarkInTheSky 9
I never thought of laser! Maybe I'll have to look into that sometime.....pale porcelain skin, and super sensitive, I still shave daily, but it's obnoxiously inconvenient.
Sputnikspak 13
It's expensive, but if you're pale with dark hair? Apparently it works the best on us. I have a friend who did it, and said it worked wonderfully. I have such sensitive skin, especially in the winter, that I can't shower every day without my skin drying up, cracking, and peeling off, so I usually opt for every second day (or third, if I'm lying around the house, which, being disabled, I do a lot of - I'll still clean up at the sink, but being under the spray or soaking in a bath wrecks my skin), at which point I have underarm hair about 5mm long. Leg hair is much slower to grow in (especially with the Aveeno shaving cream that makes it grow slower), but I can't do waxing, and especially not Nair. So definitely looking into the laser thing. It's not ridiculously expensive to do underarms (more expensive to do regions like legs). I'm even paler than most porcelains because I have Lupus and with that, an insane sensitivity to the sun (I have to take vitamin D supplements because if I spend five minutes outside without strong sunscreen and a hat on, I end up with a crazy rash on my face and usually a fever for a few days) - so I am almost creepily white in the summer. I only know one person paler than I am, and she's albino. =/
Shenannigoats 16
How the hell does this have more YDIs than FMLs? Women aren't "obligated" to shave. I'm sorry that happened to you, he sounds like a real pillock.
RedPillSucks 33
Pillock? Am I going to have nightmares if I google this?
outoftown 27
#80, Nah. I just did. You're safe. And you're welcome. #42, Thanks for my new Word of the Day!
classicnathan 8
That' sucks, tell me you dumped him on the spot, you need a man who appreciates all aspects of a woman. :)
luminos77 3
Hair down there is really gross. Instantly kills a boner.