Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
Today, my new subletter moved in. Within 6 hours, one of my cats took a dump on her pants. I freaked out, lit some candles to hide the smell, and threw her pants in the washer. When the cycle was done, I found her cell phone at the bottom of the washing machine. FML
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Today, I woke up and stepped on a wet jacket. After smelling what it was, it turns out the cat had peed all over my laundry, especially the waterproof jacket, and after attempting to clean it up, it dripped everywhere and the entire apartment now smells like cat piss. FML
Today, I woke up to find that I'd left my clothes in my roommate's bedroom. After returning from a night of heavy drinking, I apparently got up to use the bathroom and used her room as a toilet. I don't remember this, but pee stains don't lie. FML
Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
Today, I finally got myself settled into bed around 2 in the morning after a very long day. My cat started to snuggle with me when I smelled something disgusting. Turns out my cat sharted in my bed. FML
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Pleonasm 36
They're in deep shirt- I mean shit-- I mean your shirt's in shit- I mean this is nothing short of shit. The cat's out of the bag and into a pair of jeans so skidmarked you'd think the formula one was on.
bReLiNg 18
Sure her "cat" covered it up. She probably found it, and threw a shirt over it.
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Comments (62)
DinosaurTacoTime 18
I've been there. Cats are weird.
samasara 20
Lol amen to that.
bReLiNg 18
Sure her "cat" covered it up. She probably found it, and threw a shirt over it.
TheCandyHater 7
Cats actually cover their shit after taking a dump you know. And yes, they can move kittens, mouses and rabbits with their teeth, so I'm sure they'll be able to do it with a shirt too.
speshlk37 13
Yeah, whenever my cat ***** outside of the litterbox, he always finds something to cover it with. Usually a piece of paper or paper towel.
jazziloveberryy 3
I assumed that #2 was joking.
buckerado 19
25-Sorry, but the word you were looking for was "mice". #2 has a valid comment.
teareb 9
25- Not all cats cover their poop my grandpa's cat, even though she has tons of toys, loves to play with her poop she throws it all over the basement.
mk58 31
Crafty kitty, knowing that it needed to cover up its misdeed.
calivianya 29
Either that or the cat's flat out malicious, hoping its human's roommate would pick up clothes and get his/her hands dirty.
GothickNihilist 15
That's one smart cat you've got there. Cats are such clever and mischievous creatures. >^·_·^
Pleonasm 36
They're in deep shirt- I mean shit-- I mean your shirt's in shit- I mean this is nothing short of shit. The cat's out of the bag and into a pair of jeans so skidmarked you'd think the formula one was on.
simoncat 11
I cannot stop giggling over THAT one. Touché.
Pikachu17 13
The cat tried to hide her mess? Smart cat
capslockisgood 19
Is that gumby?
GTAmax99 12
Ya, I can say from experience that if a cats liter box isn't clean, they'll poop where they feel like!
outoftown 27
Even when the box is clean, cats will do that if they're pissed. Would that they just had a middle finger!
babeababe 16
Were your jeans on the floor? If they were you deserve it. Put them in your dresser or closet or in the hamper.
mduerden 18
AGREED!!!
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why this was down voted. This was my first thought. Don't leave your stuff on the floor
laya_fml 26
If the punishment for having clothes on the floor was getting them covered in cat crap, I don't think I'd have any clothes yet. Unfortunately, from experience I know that cats don't care where you put something. If they want to pee or poop on it, they will find a way.
andrew_bellati 11
Easily can be cleaned. Not really FML worthy.
chocolateisyum 12
Well if you left them lying on the floor, then you are partially to blame. Maybe you should put them away in a dresser or a closet. If not, I'm sorry about it. Maybe you can try to get your roomie to buy you a new pair?