Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Top comments
GothickNihilist 15
I have a question, do all guys want us women to shave?
Pleonasm 36
No. But it's like men with beards. Shaved can be nice, trimmed and short can have it's appeals, but an unruly mess just makes people think it's not hygenic, even if it is.
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Comments (96)
deequu 20
Maybe a trim wouldn't go astray?
marcranger 29
"Looking like a Wookiee," as you so charmingly put it, and taking pride in your appearance are not mutually exclusive. But then I doubt an attitude like yours lets you see any pussy that isn't protected by a computer screen.
bexxiiee 11
Granted, some guys don't mind girls not shaving. However, for your first time with a new guy, ALWAYS assume shaved. YDI, sorry.
Silent_Thrill 17
That's right kids, always be yourself unless they are new to your life! Then change yourself completely until they like you. As soon as that happens you can reveal your real self and yell "surprise" as they run away.
chottu 16
Women aren't obligated to shave, it's personal preference. I shave but my partner wouldn't care if I didn't. There's no reference to if OP does trim or tidy up down there, the guy could of been expecting shaved and his reaction was to a nicely trimmed bush. Either way FYL OP.
alabamaprincess 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That means, your ****** is ******* nasty.
SillyGirl4602 23
It doesn't mean that at all. She might keep it trimmed. Not everyone likes to be fully shaved.
maddiewoah 15
Ugh, I don't know why people are saying YDI on this. It's OP's personal preference whether or not she shaves, so why should it matter to anyone else? This is more of a "FYL, OP, because the guy ended up being an ass about YOUR body."
stoptrying 9
He has a right to find someone too lazy to shave gross, just as that someone has the right not to shave.
nature_girl_08 14
102: how does having a personal preference for not shaving her pubic hair make her lazy? i personally hate with a PASSION shaving mine because i have very sensitive skin, and for the entire time it's growing back, it itches like mad. pubic hair is a natural occurance that is actually in place to help protect our genitalia from bacteria and infection. so long as you keep it washed every day and keep it trimmed, there is absolutely nothing wrong with it. personally, i hate shaving my legs too for the same reason, but if i don't, people think it automatically means I don't bathe or something. but, as many have already said, it's just in our culture that these things are the social norm.
SillyGirl4602 23
She might not shave but keeps it trimmed instead. It doesn't mean that op is lazy.
brat0064 17
what a jerk ..as long as you're clean you are not required to shave or to do anything else to your body just in case it's what "most" people might expect
mikeymayhem_87 15
If it feels like there is a need to hack thru the jungle with a machete... Maybe it's time for a little deforesting.
claireelyse 2
I guess now it's "Just me January".
Morbid_Mistress 3
Jungle January XD
xgetxbentx 13
Really? I'm not going to say that women should shave no matter what. I mean, let's be honest, it isn't a very comfortable thing to do. That being said, at least keep it trimmed and neatened up down there. No one wants to go down and discover a jungle. Same goes for dudes. Everyone should keep their gender specific parts looking maintained.
22JB 11
It's not comfortable for guys either. Just saying.