Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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GothickNihilist 15
I have a question, do all guys want us women to shave?
Pleonasm 36
No. But it's like men with beards. Shaved can be nice, trimmed and short can have it's appeals, but an unruly mess just makes people think it's not hygenic, even if it is.
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Comments (96)
SphinxJinx 0
Err.. yeah what the heck? Why is this so down voted? Shaved is gross in my opinion, for male or female: it is too much like looking at a child's privates. And that is so not right. I thought unshaved was more hygienic anyway? His fault he's afraid of a natural vag. Too much porno imo lol
Shlalg 15
Okay, so. Maybe I'm just lucky, but I just read this, and many comments to my boyfriend, and he made it a point to, ah, there's no polite way to say this, get my pants off and give and big 'o lick to me and my hair. So, girls, don't settle for an asshole. There's wonderful guys out there who don't care if you shave or not. My guy would like to let you all know he just wants me to be comfortable, and he'll make me feel great regardless of hair or no hair. I don't shave there, neither does he, and our sex life DOES NOT suffer for it at all. So if you'll excuse me now, I have to go and uh, well... you know.
ultra_notorious 26
what a tool, I like bearded clams!!!
Christala 8
I don't shave because my man likes it (although he does), and when we have another woman over for fun'n'games, I don't care if she's shaved or not. I shave because I like the say my bare skin feels, all smooth and satiny. Sometimes, I leave a little bit at the top, sometimes in a cute shape (star, heart, etc), but occasionally completely bare. I think for most guys, it's a nice surprise to find a woman has put some time and thought into her grooming, but if a guy ever 'recoiled' upon seeing my bush (when I choose to let it grow out, very occasionally), he'd quickly be asked to leave and to never come back.
mario20031 11
Obviously yes
cartooncharacter 9
Funny
Eedpay6 2
Some of us prefer shaved, some of us prefer unshaved. Some of us have strong preferences, some of us just have a way that we "prefer" it. Some of us don't care. But what kinda asshole makes a comment like that?
VampTat 10
This FLM was voted YDI just because the woman doesn't shave her pubes? There's nothing unhygienic about hair as long as she's washing herself down there regularly, so really, it's the dude who has the problem, not her. I know everyone has their preferences...I admit that I do have mine, but he didn't have to be an ass about it.
MiguelVistro69 5
Well hopefully your response was good
Marakie 16
Yet u still go around tellin people ur a lady