Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with this really cute guy. He invited me over to make dinner at his place. Eventually we end up in his bedroom to have sex. He pulls down my panties and says, "You need to shave that shit." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for months. Not knowing where the date would take us, I shaved my pubic hair. Later, in the middle of making out with the guy, my dad storms into the room to tell me, "I had to get some Draino, your pubes clogged the shower." FML
Today, I had a date with a guy I've had a crush on for 6 years. Things got heated when we got back to his place, but he had trouble getting the condom on. As soon he got it on, he came. I told him it was OK, I'd help him get hard again. He said, "No thanks. I'm good." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today. I went on a date with a really great guy. After the date we went to his place and had drinks in the hottub. I ended up shitting myself. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the nearby marina. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind a lighthouse. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met on Tinder. After chatting in a pub, we went for a walk at the marina nearby. He tried to have sex with me bareback behind the lighthouse. FML
Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML
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Top comments
GothickNihilist 15
I have a question, do all guys want us women to shave?
Pleonasm 36
No. But it's like men with beards. Shaved can be nice, trimmed and short can have it's appeals, but an unruly mess just makes people think it's not hygenic, even if it is.
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Comments (96)
marxistbkly 3
Sadly, this has happened to me.
chillypalmer 7
That is the reason that good old fashion dating, getting to know each other is best! I instead of just going on instinct! Yeah gross shave if you going to be promiscuous hahahaha
Silent_Thrill 17
Let's see what I can do here... 1: She mentioned that they were going on dates together. So you can say they are dating. 2: We're animals. Sometimes we make rash decisions and go only on instinct. Especially if they instinct has sexual feelings behind it. 3: As many people have said before, woman don't have to shave unless they want to. Even if they are "promiscuous".
gary3768 13
I like the smooth feel but if she isn't that's ok to
GoodLookingGeese 10
Noor there is nothing wrong with having some spare toilet paper with some memories always & everywhere with you ;)
TheWorldGreatest 8
I think it's time to trim down there
PrincessPesa 20
Ew, clitty-litter!
pattayarick 8
Shoulda told him that his father loved it.
Flora_fml 6
I hope you put back on your pants and kicked him out the door. Most guys are so horny, they seriously will not care. If he's that disrespectful to you before you've ever had sex for the first time, just imagine what a relationship with the guy would be like. You dodged a bullet, my friend.
troar 3
okay, I always keep it "groomed" down there but my bf is totallly fine with it not being bare ALL the time... I just keep it nicely trimmed very short and sometimes bare. so either the got was a jerk or you should shave haha.
zandalee 20
64 - thank you. That was funny as hell!