Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
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FYLDeep 26
At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.
SLKBlack96 5
haha, brilliant
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Comments (115)
soccergirlz 0
ouch!
yaysmile 0
Here's your sign-Bill Engval :)
yaysmile 0
Here's your sign-Bill Engval :)
yaysmile 0
sorry for double post :(
hilariexcore 0
If I could message with the app, I would.. You're really cute (:
hilariexcore 0
If I could message with the app, I would.. You're really cute (:
sleepystoner 0
I think the best sign I ever saw was an "elderly people" crossing one in England
MostHatedMan 2
Find a sign that says 'Dip' and tell her it's foreshadowing her intelligence
Sleep_On_It 0
now what you should have done was sat in silence until you got to the end of the road then told her she was right, it is a dead end then you say for her to get out of the car and then drive away or maybe im just an asshole :P
Howljerk 0
This is only a an FML if she had a serious tone in her voice. If she was kidding around, then you need to get some thicker skin.