Today, my family went to a football game. It was a little cold, but then it started to rain. I wasn't dressed for rain and I'd left my umbrella in the car. My dad wouldn't let us leave our seats for the whole game. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my football practice ended early due to severe weather. Not only had I misplaced my phone earlier in the day, both my parents thought the other had picked me up. I was in the rain for an hour and a half. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML
Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML
Today, I was leaving a cafe with some of my friends. I had to sit in the back of the car by myself. I opened the door when I saw an old woman needing help getting to her car because it was raining. I shut the door and went to help. My friends thought I had gotten in. I was left in the rain with no phone. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
Today, someone stole my umbrella. It was pouring heavily, and I was using it at the time. FML
Today, I was home alone and it started to rain. It hadn't rained in days so I went out on my balcony and ran around. I felt great until I realized that my door had been swung shut because of the wind, and it had no handle. I had to wait outside in the rain for two hours. FML
Today, it started raining unexpectedly. My daughter and I didn't have an umbrella, so my daughter raised one of my big flabby arms and put it over her head to protect her from the rain. It worked. FML
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dreaGiallo 0
OP, you wouldn't survive in Washington or Oregon.
Selena_is_back 7
If you pay 25 cents to watch a bad football game don't expect your quarterback. :)
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Comments (59)
narik 4
So? stop being lazy and get it yourself!
MissErikaHart 0
dad wouldn't let her Leave
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Ha I knew this post was from a female. Deal with it and stop whining.
Selena_is_back 7
If you pay 25 cents to watch a bad football game don't expect your quarterback. :)
marinus_fml 20
Good one Selena :)
SmokingPanda 0
at least you werent where a white shirt?
Selena_is_back 7
thanks 15. :)
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
OP is your dad joseph fritzl? if not grow a dick and go get the umbrella
tencentsakiss 19
At least they weren't where a white shirt? Finish you sentence. Maybe where a white shirt is? But that would be inconvenient for the white shirt wearer that you were near, as white shirts become see through when wet.
marinus_fml 20
No worries 21 =]
oneeyedheeler 0
quit being a pu$$y
badbe 0
It was already cold? And you couldn't see that it might rain..?
Bloodberry 0
she couldn't help getting wet down there...
trumpetsaz 0
Do they even allow umbrellas into stadiums?
derisimo 0
No. Ever since that guy snuck in an umbrella to the Superbowl and killed 49 people. Remember? T'was a bloodbath.
trumpetsaz 0
I thought it was more just blocking the view of other fans was the issue.
PointAndLaugh 0
That's another reason.
Astroman129 7
Sooooo? Getting soaked in the rain is awesome! =D
dreaGiallo 0
OP, you wouldn't survive in Washington or Oregon.
mayulily 0
I would love to live there! I love rain!!
pmk72693 0
or ohio. if its 70 and sunny on monday, then chances are it'll be 30 and raining on tuesday. then on wednesday its nearing sub-zero temps and a few feet of snow. thursday its going to be a tornado. friday were lookin at a hail storm. saturday, itll top 90 and be sunny. sunday you can expect a little bit of snow.
Haterman123 0
where do u live
mintcar 10
FYL for having to sit in the rain. The only time I don't mind being in the rain is at a concert.
FYLDeep 26
Prepare next time.
RedPillSucks 33
A lot of places don't allow umbrellas because it blocks other peoples views. You should have brought a rain coat instead.
zp5 4
looks like that football game is ruined for you.
smiley_ily 0
it's not that bad.... but I enjoy staying in the rain :) but hope you didn't get sick :)