Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
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Today, I was riding my bike on the side of the road because there was no sidewalk. Then a car with a loud horn honked at me. Pissed off, I turned around and screamed "shut the fuck up!" It was my girlfriend's parents saying hi. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, while crossing the street, I was honked at by a stopped car. I responded with a finger and a "Fuck you!" It was my boss who just wanted to say hi. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
Today, a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me, so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow. We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up. The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor. FML
Today, I was walking across a pedestrian crossing and waved at the driver of the car who'd stopped, just to say thank you. She stuck her middle finger up at me. FML
Today, while driving to my daughter's wedding, the person behind us kept laying on her horn and yelling every time I stopped for a red light. That person was my wife. Sadly I'm too whipped to stand up to her and spent the whole drive pretending not to hear my passengers snickering at me. FML
Today, while driving to work, I stopped to let an old man cross the street. The driver behind me honked their horn, so I drove slow to piss them off. A few turns later, I pulled into the car park and noticed the other driver following me. She works in the office next to mine. We met the other day. FML
Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
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stevenmx86 8
Wtf dude?
heyhihello95 12
You're screwed.
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stevenmx86 8
Wtf dude?
kelissa_fml 16
Why would you honk back at someone if YOU didn't stop at a stop sign?
LuxAeterna_fml 0
Anger issues?
NoobyNed 4
Nice one, moron.
buck33 14
At least it wasn't his priest or pastor etc...
jc1015 25
wish it had been a cop
ilikeapplejuice 7
If anything he should've flipped YOU off for driving like a dumbass. Have fun explaining to your girlfriend what happened.
mattmadden 0
OP you're lucky you didn't end up killing him in a car accident for blowing off a stop sign. People like you make driving dangerous and kill innocent people in accidents. YDI.
princessbits 17
OP, what I don't understand is why you would get mad at someone honking at you when you're the one who ran the stop sign
arttyruiz 7
Because Op is an idiot.
GhostDuck 30
Yea, I'd guess so. *rage face*
periwinkle95 10
And this is why my brother advises me, no matter what happens, to never give the middle finger while driving.
Horcruxer 0
Is this the lifetime channel?
lebronesque73091 12
Hahaha, that's so funny. Kinda your fault, though.
_kfchicken 4
Red Forman voice "dumb ass"
_kfchicken 4
Dumbass* wow now I feel stupid must contagious...
theaws0m3guy 4
Dick.
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
No wonder there are so many death stories about car accidents on the News. Its people like you who ruin te lives of so many, OP. Think
Becca_LovesDomo 3
XD
ThatDoes 0
Your brain works in odd ways
LolFMLnot 10
What the **** is wrong with you? You idiot! Because of you someone might lose their loved ones !
Torva_fml 16
Holy shit! 136 has a pokéball! Where can k buy these? Oh topic: hey OP... ,,|,,
Astroman129 7
I agree with 59. There's a reason that stop sign is there. I hate when people drive like idiots. It's nearly gotten me into many accidents. You deserve it for being a dumbass driver and getting upset when he honked at you. Even if he WAS honking because you didn't stop at the stop sign, he'd just be trying to make the road a bit safer.
whyarepeopledumb 2
177- To be fair, you are 16 and inexperienced (seeing as you've only been driving for maybe half a year) so if you have almost gotten into many accidents, I think it's safe to say that you can't place all the blame on the other drivers, although I do agree that there are some horrible drivers out there that shouldn't be allowed on the road.
rachelkoo 10
#176?hongkong
thatshot808 6
I dont feel bad for the OP one bit! Theres no need to flip someone off when you were in the wrong. I hope her dad hates you now :)
Bekll 31
73, someone gave me the finger during traffic recently because I was close to her car (like every other car is during traffic). She even stepped out of her car while we were moving to yell at me though I couldn't hear her. People can be crazy on the road.
periwinkle95 10
280- so you insist to act crazy like her and give fingers to people as well? Be the bigger person on the road. Yeah, people are crazy. Better for you to ignore it and drive off than for someone to get hurt.
heyhihello95 12
You're screwed.
SillyFart 7
Ya done ****** up kid
Teehee2 0
thanks to his stupidity he's not getting screwed period.
boofgall 16
You're also a dick on the road.
Argumental_Rhino 8
You are such a ******* asshole. YDI
brown4lifejot 1
Even if you told him you didnt know who it was your still fcked up. Who fingers at someone because they honked at you once for making a mistake??
Lovina_fml 8
Wow. I feel bad for the girlfriend's father.
louiseth 9
You know who's screwed? The person this ******** kills one day because he's an irresponsible driver. But I'm sure it wouldn't be his fault, he'd probably just give the guy lying on the road the finger, beep his horn a few times because he's in the way, then when somebody drags the guys corpse out of his way drive off happily knowing that at least it wasn't his girlfriends dad, or his reputation would be fried!
Michael_92 20
I say he should lose his license. I mean to get pissed at someone wheN HE'S the person that messed up....just amazes me.
unitedfan11 0
YDI for two things. Take some anger management classes and learn how to ******* drive.
LexSpades 4
Wait so OP is a moron. That's what I'm hearing, you drove illegally and you were angry at somone who could have been alerting you to your bad driving and it wasnt even that it just happens to be somone you know and you couldn't recognize them or their car? I think your blind and you didn't miss the sign you couldn't see it. MORON
LMFAOallthetime 8
FYL!!!
FmaFangirl 9
YDI
NoobyNed 4
You Deserved It.
EvilPotato 15
It means 'You Dying Insect'.
angrymexican 8
Your dicks idle
pinecone1414 6
Yearly donut inspection
_Oblivion_ 12
^ your dick inspection
xXSleepXx 8
Young driving idiots
BeaterOfTheDrums 15
Your Deranged In-law
ShakeMeDown 12
Yelling Downward Instinctually.
CleverBastard 8
Yearly
cdogLuvs2golf 0
For not stoping at a stop sign
twaumat 28
your dog's infected.
Kukua 5
Yellow Dingleberry Infestation
Cryptic_Equinox 0
"You Dumb Idiot" ?
daminantion 14
Young Dick Inspectors. Oh wait this isn't a priest panel?
jonathanje2 0
ur an ass...
CalCommando 6
Ya done son.
EvilPotato 15
6...hole?
aceman1992 9
That's an under statement for what this guy is, who doesn't look to see who's repeatedly honking at them? Not to mention not looking at who you're flipping off, that's weak bro.
deviable 9
As someone who just had a family member killed by someone running a stop sign, I can easily say that he's not just an ass, he's a potential murderer.
Thepicheese 8
I'm so sorry #229. My mother recently got hit by a car, but luckily she only broke her kneecap. She'll recover in 2 months, but you situation is much worse. I hope you're feeling better from the incident
desireev 18
This has YDI all over it! Kindness is key! And your lack of it just got you on Dads shit list..
Dracoboxer357 36
Lol, I was going to say the same thing but nicer and with more rambling. ;) Think I'll just sit back and push the YDI button on this one. :)
GhostDuck 30
Uh, actually it's his girlfriends father, not his.
angrymexican 8
Maybe 7 is OP's dad, so she is calling him dad.
angrymexican 8
OP's girlfriend not dad.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
#7 never said "your dad's", she just said "Dad's" and it's pretty obvious that she was referring to the girlfriend's father.
desireev 18
I guess I'm gonna have to start breaking it down and getting really specific with my words.. I'll rephrase it for you. This FML has "YOU DESERVED IT" all over it. Kindness is the key to everything. And OPs lack of kindness got him on to his girlfriends fathers shit list. (The list of people he is not very fond of) That is what my original comment meant.
monkeysareyummy 0
Hopefully he isn't a heavy weight UFC fighter.. If he is three things will happen. 1) you're ****** 2) hope to Jesus Christ you make it out alive 3)try to make it out of the country. Good luck :)
monkeysareyummy 0
Oh and if he isn't.. That still blows.
desireev 18
187- I'm still trying to figure out how "'hope to Jesus you make it out alive' will happen".. Or "'try to make it out of the country' will happen".. I understand the "you're f***ed" thing will, actually, may happen.. But the other two are confusing..
monkeysareyummy 0
It's called a sarcastic joke.
daminantion 14
Desiree, js you have gorgeous eyes ;)
Dracoboxer357 36
I love watching a conversation get just really off topic. :D Going from Desiree's YDI to her explaining her meaning in Detail, to asking about a bad mma fighter reference, and now to her gorgeous eyes. Yes, it's lovely she has both of them. ;) (Takes a closer look) Green and mischievous! And more than anything, she is craving.....a pizza. Of that, I am quite sure. :) Fine, I'll go with it: Desiree, you have nice eyes. Cute toes too! ;P Bleh.
desireev 18
Sarcasm is acceptable.. Just make sure that it makes sense... Which your comment had a huge lack of..
jonnygw 4
Yes, because the natural inclination is that, when honked at, you give someone the bird -.- great going OP
PatCoFan 0
Road rage?
jerseyboy732 16
Just be happy it wasn't a cop
TuLegit 4
It was worse...
mapwellminner 4
It SHOULD'VE been a cop.....those guys never seem to be around when you need one :P
zaza_x_fml 5
Oh shit, that's unlucky for you. But then again, your a douchebag for behaving like that considering YOU were in the wrong for running a stop sign. Silly drivers these days.
beebeeL 1
You're a piece of shit & you shouldve got hit by a truck on the drive's side.
ILEIKGURLS 0
For having some road rage? Don't you think that's a little drastic? That's like saying "you stepped on my foot. I hope your house burns down and your whole family including you burns to death."
laxho5 2
I'm not saying this isn't a YDI, but that's a little extreme don't you think?
chelseaaababyyy 17
i dont think so because op could have put other innocent peoples lives in danger for his stupidity.
steven107 7
126-Stepping on someones foot isn't against the law... So it's not the same. And I like how you used something like death for stepping on a shoe I found what you said to be stupid in my opinion.
docscientist 10
126 - stepping on someone's foot isnt potentially putting someone else's life in danger like you do when you run a stop side. Too many people die because of pieces of shit running lights or signs like op.