Today, I went on a drive with my girlfriend when we went past a 'Dead End' sign. She pointed to it and said it was "Foreshadowing our relationship". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving to my girlfriend's house, I passed up a stop sign without stopping. A car passing by honked. I honked back several times and flipped them the finger. Turns out it was my girlfriend's dad trying to say hi. FML
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I went for a drive with my boyfriend and his dad. His dad was kind enough to point out at every opportunity girls "that would be better for him than me." FML
Today, as a finisher to a date with my girlfriend we decided to park behind the school and mess around. As we were pulling into a dark shaded spot, she drove straight into a snow bank. We spent the rest of our time together trying to dig the car out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be witty to buy a miniature stop sign, and hold it up when she gets bored during sex. FML
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, I drove home in my brand new car, hoping to surprise my girlfriend. She came out the house laughing, saying how funny it was, and how I look like a "twollop" in it. Then in all seriousness, she asked me when I was getting my "actual car" back from the garage. FML
Today, I was really excited to go on a date with my girlfriend. We were sat in the restaurant looking at our menus when she suddenly frowned and said someone was watching us from across the street. I turned to see who it was. My wife. FML
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FYLDeep 26
At least she wasn't pointing to a "Do Not Enter" sign.
SLKBlack96 5
haha, brilliant
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Comments (115)
fuzzy1994 0
break up w/ the bitch then.
fricknugget 3
make her get outta the car
ThePaperDragon 31
I like your pic!
itsgabriellee 4
51- Put your boobs back in your shirt. This isn't a **** site.
ImApencil 0
kick her ass to the curb..... literally!
XxMoonGirlAshomi 0
lol she hates u!!!!
perdix 31
Aw, that's sweet! It means she wants to get married to you! If you were at a fork in the road and she made that comment, it would mean she wanted to go separate ways. Since she referred to a hopeless situation with no hope of escape, she was undoubtedly taking about marriage.
TheEvilCookie 0
If she was kidding I guess its OK... If not... then ouch! Break up with her -.- She's [Probably] a worse girlfriend then you are a bad boyfriend. It sounds like she was joking though. No worries buddy!
figureskater1 0
I actually laughed so hard at this . Fyl op! lmfao:)
JERZBornNRaised 7
thats when you say " your right this is the end, get out my car bitch" nahhh just kiddin, but seriously if she says its not goin anywhere dont waste your time on her.. its obv just gonna be worse later on if she sees nothing in the relationship so break up, get a new girl that knows what she wants and make your ex jealous, and want you back, but dont take her back, bitches be crazy now a days... well thats what i do ;)
JCOphoto 0
I've heard that joke before.
KikiThePug 0
Damn. D; Now I don't want my daughter growing up because she has to go through these relationship problems. :(