Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick my date up at her house. When I got to the door, her dad answered. We talked for a little bit and he told me to take his 1958 Corvette. I politely refused and he told me, "If I can trust you with my daughter, I can trust you with my car." I crashed into his mailbox. FML
Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
Today, I was supposed to be going on my first date with a guy I really liked. He never showed up. I just found out my dad was outside washing the car when my date showed up. He told him he didn't have a daughter and to never show up on his driveway again. FML
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perdix 31
Uh-oh. Now you are the "bad boy" girls go crazy about. Because you damaged his car, the dad doesn't like you, which makes the daughter looooooove you. You are very clever, playah! Men, if your daughter is going out with a guy you don't like, don't tell her that directly, it will only make her want him more. Instead, go on and on about how great he is and how you would like to spend a lot of time with your future son-in-law. Soon, the sight of him will make her puke. Mission accomplished.
LoveDemon 19
oops ... now that's gonna hurt ...
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Comments (58)
Unlucky_Gun 0
YDI. Watch where you're going and learn how to drive dumbass. F her dad's life
merrielp 13
Learn to drive.
conaidws 7
Hopefully not the only rear you bumped that night. Might be your only chance after that.
Shamrockbeefy 14
I really wish I could portray the act of "sucking air through my teeth" without explaining it right now
Ryan_Alvarez 15
Well it seems your pullout game is weak