Anonomous
Whitby, Canada
Today, I got a cute girl's number for the first time. Too bad it was because she rear ended my car. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I met a girl at a bar. After buying her a few drinks, we decided to head back to her place. Not wanting to leave either of our cars, I followed her home. While driving, she sent me text because she missed her exit. I tried to text her back something witty and instead rear ended her. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was driving to work, following my girlfriend's car. I looked down to change the radio station and felt a large bump. I rear-ended my girlfriend. FML
Mark
United States
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
Badday
Canada
Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML
embarrassed
United States
Hey ladies…
Today, I was driving and saw two hot girls on the sidewalk so I rolled down the window to whistle at them. However, I failed to notice that the car in front of me had stopped at a red light. I rear ended the car, the girls ran away laughing their asses off, and now I have to pay for the damage. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after parking my car, I was informed by an incredibly hot girl that my tail light was faulty. I tried hitting it to make it work again. Guess who has 5 stitches and a smashed tail light? FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, as I was driving in reverse, I hit my boyfriend's mom's car. I met her for the first time while giving her my information. FML
prettyinpurple
United States
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Two wrecks one car
New Braunfels, United States
Today, a woman pulled out in front me and I couldn't avoid hitting her. When we pulled off on the side of the road to inspect the damage, she backed into me. My car is only a month old. FML
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Welshite 40
Wink and tell her a rear for a rear. It's flawless.
pinkchocoa 15
It's a start !
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pinkchocoa 15
It's a start !
Classy_Sassy_15 15
You have to start somewhere.
JMichael 26
Work with it Op
kirbs19 37
It's such a good pick up line she can't say no!
Welshite 40
Wink and tell her a rear for a rear. It's flawless.
UhHuhHoney 20
Lmao wow
MrSassypants 34
#2 and #7, you guys are so smooth that if you two were telemarketers, you would be smooth operators.
fortune789 17
Tell her this "fender bender" isn't the only "bending" she'll be doing tonight.
PenguinBitch 44
Tell her that your car isn't the only "hard-surfaced" thing she'll be hitting.
AnOriginalName 19
2, that line is so smooth that seventy percent of the time, it works all the time.
doctorhook86 25
Tell her that your automobile isn't the only thing with which she'll be colliding.... Wait, was I supposed to be doing an innuendo?
Wingman527 22
It's a win, bro.
kfchicken 31
could make for a cute "how we met" story don't lose hope but you're more likely to end up paying for the "whip lash" she got good luck op
tbro47 23
If she rear ended him then the ticket goes to her. I've been in more than my fair share the ticket always goes to the person in back because generally in a wreck they were following more closely than they should have been or they would have been able to stop in time. So if she would try to sue odds are she wouldn't win. Just a fun fact.
Marie54321 19
Hey, it might lead somewhere, you never know
dakid87 10
You'll be surprised to know how many relationships start with an accident?
Morning_fml 22
Just roll with it. Maybe you could offer her some dinner or take her out as a way of apologizing. You never know how it could turn out!
chinaski7628 32
Why would he apologize to her? Should be the other way around.
Morning_fml 22
Oh, sorry, I read that wrong. But OP could still try and take her out for dinner!
exoticwaved 9
It's those rare moments that are life's most precious gift.
exoticwaved 9
I usually don't advocate revenge but since she rear ended you, it's your duty to rear end her, in her car ;).
cheeeksss 29
At least you got her number! My best friend was involved in a hit and run this very morning. You're quite lucky, OP. Take advantage (: