Today, I was playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (I'm a college graduate). I cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds we played. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML
Today, I cheated on a math test by writing a couple of equations on my hand. Totally satisfied, I handed my test in, feeling like I had aced it. As I was heading toward the door, I happily waved goodbye to my teacher. She saw everything. FML
Today, my boss's oldest son challenged me to a chess game. I've been practicing a lot, so I decided to humor him. He was a challenging opponent; not because he was skilled, however, but because he was trying to cheat almost constantly. I felt exasperated, rather than accomplished, when I beat him. FML
Today, I got my precalculus final back from my teacher. I got a 17%. I told her that there had to be some mistake, because my classmate had the same answers as me and she got 100%. Not only did I accidentally admit to cheating, but our test papers had different questions. FML
Today, disappointed with my results on a mathematics test, I went over it and realized my teacher had added up the marks incorrectly, leaving me with 17% less than I earned. The person who's supposed to be teaching me math can't even perform basic arithmetic. FML
Today, despite doing extra credit, staying after class to have one-on-one tutoring with the TA, doing online tutoring and watching YouTube videos, I still absolutely cannot do math! I’ve been reduced to bribing my nephew to do my work for me. I’m in college. He’s in 7th grade. FML
Today, I passed my math test with flying colors. My dad thought I had cheated, so he emailed the school and told them that I had. They lowered my grade. FML
Today, while playing badminton at school, I got an opponent who is mentally handicapped. Since I'm terrible at the game, I guess the teacher assumed it would be a good match. I won the match, my first victory ever. My teacher accused me of cheating to humiliate him. FML
Today, I couldn't answer almost any of the questions in the game "Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader?" I'm a 40 year old man. FML
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Top comments
FreshSalad 1
why would you cheat?
Brittaneyyy 0
let's hope math wasn't ur major
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Comments (140)
FreshSalad 1
why would you cheat?
DuckOnAStick 0
Exactly
islandjew247 0
Wow, that's pretty sad. ♥
fisheatsbear 6
obviously because op was threatened by the kids far supurior (sp?) intellect.
Smyth 3
I certainly hope math wasn't your major.
swimmerstud 7
cheaters never win!!!!
imaginaryvoice 18
My ex cheated. He won
yasmeenjonasx3 0
its ok, im in the 10th grade in all honors and i dont know my times tables. lmfao.
kontoni 0
Cheaters never win!
pertained 12
oh, and you're only cheating yourself..
twinny_sc 13
It's ok OP, I mean have you seen "Are you smarter than a fifth grader." Lots of smart people don't win.
zach55 0
CHEATER. and you fail epic hard. so does your cheating.
Elizabeth123654 0
cheated on you?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
46: That's depressing. I'm so glad I was home schooled.
skroal 7
YDI for playing a math game with a 4th grade boy (You're a college graduate). You cheated during the entire game, and still lost 7 of the 9 rounds you played.
number0 8
YDI for thinking that "math" and "game" go together.
nmsm 1
lmao @35
iazy9 14
#1 thats what she said!
zdub101 0
86 that's a epic fail of that what she said
SoundnVasion 0
ydi for possibly avoiding any type of math courses in recent times causing you tri suckass at math
mexicutioner123 0
ydi for being a cheater
FreshSalad 1
Ah... it feels weird to have people replying to my comment :S
MhP_fml 0
aw 35 :(
rottentomatoes 7
EPIC. GO LITTLE BOY GO
PhillyEagles 0
I'm so glad I went to a normal school and have a social life.
nerobluerose 10
If you aren't cheating, then you aren't trying.
allanau 0
lmao
Iegonut4 0
it's funny because even though you cheated, you still lost a maths game against a 4th grader
KingDingALing 9
damn...you came back...
MykeLytorus 0
a maths game?
HeroOfMi 0
i think it's said differently in different parts of the world..it's math in some places and maths in others..don't know which one is dominant..probably maths considering math is used in America (this whole comment may be wrong, feel free to call me a dumbass if it is)
brianjman14 23
Legonut4, you're the only one troll that I like. Hahahahahahaaaa.
quent10 0
I'm gonna beat u to the next FML legonut !
fistnazal 10
haha right?! ...I admire legonuts dedication
iloveyouuux8 0
its funny because you think those comments are clever and funny when theyre not.
iTzAeroz 0
it's funny because they are
number0 8
not
henry3825 0
Guys, that's not the real legonut4. The first letter of his username is a capital "i".
themclovin101 0
ahah u got pwnee
swimchic007 0
Wow. Time to break out the flashcards again, I think :)
novakman 0
I bet he had a degree in English or history or some other worthless non applicable to life diploma.
Brittaneyyy 0
let's hope math wasn't ur major
competlybaked 0
college mustve been awesome!
schwancy 2
shame on you for cheating. Karma gave you what you deserved. Or perhaps you're not very bright.
Chrisskiies 0
I think it was both.
bigbadtim 7
Where did you graduate from? Douchbag college?
alexarose 0
guess you missed 4th grade
kingghidorah 10
looks like we found a new contestant for are You smarter than a fifth grader
iloveyouuux8 0
cheat, cheat, never beat. didnt your mom ever teach you that? ydi, big time.