GirlRepelant
🌶️ Spicy
A tale as old as time
Today, I’ve been single and lonely for so long, I looked up if it’s possible to marry your hand. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Penkkis
Finland
Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML
arimylove1
Alexa, play "Loveless" by MBV
Today, I've never been so lonely nor felt so romantically neglected as when I got married. FML
Anonymous
Actually…
Today, I’ve been single for 6 and a half years. It was fun for a while, but now it’s just sad. FML
lisa
United States
Today, my recently married friend took off her wedding ring to make bread. Being single and pathetic, I tried it on to see what it would look like. It got stuck on my finger. The ER doctor had to cut it off. FML
Anonymous
Los Angeles, United States
Today, after a year and half of being single, I was asked out on a date. I was asked by a married man. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Helping hand
Today, its been so long since I've been single, I’ve reached the age where I need Viagra just to masturbate since there’s no woman in my life to save the pills for. FML
petev8
Daydreamer
Today, I found myself watching Masterchef UK and was excited because there was an attractive female contestant. I then went on to imagine us getting married and being together forever. Man I am lonely, but more importantly need to get out more. FML
Anna
Lake City, United States
Today, I was looking at dating profiles with my single friend, trying to find a guy for her, and we found my husband's profile. FML
lonely
United States
You've got mail
Today, I hired somebody to send me love letters. I'm that lonely. FML
Top comments
cuz803 46
Get in physical and mental shape, be at your best and put yourself out there
Dr_Alex 10
Well... You are pretty much already in a "till death do us part" relationship with it... (unless you are reckless around a table saw)
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Comments (6)
cuz803 46
Get in physical and mental shape, be at your best and put yourself out there
Dr_Alex 10
Well... You are pretty much already in a "till death do us part" relationship with it... (unless you are reckless around a table saw)
RichardPencil 32
If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it.
RichardPencil 32
That'd be one messy divorce!
Brightside86 31
Probably solvable, if you can increase your attractiveness rating it's broken how powerful that stat is in the dating world.