Today, I went to use the porta potty at the construction site I work at and found two homeless people having sex in it. I almost got fired, because my advisor blamed me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML
Today, I was in the restroom at work, snickering at some funny stories on my phone while I took a dump. Little did I know that the asshole in the next stall would report me to our boss, claiming he'd heard weird noises, then looked over the divider and witnessed me jacking off to porn. FML
Today, I thought it would be a good idea for me and my colleague to fuck in the bathroom that no one uses. Turns out, the president of the company, who was here for a visit, had picked the perfect day to use it. Now we’re jobless and potentially spouseless. FML
Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML
Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML
Today, I worked construction building a hotel. I was taking out the trash when I suddenly felt an extreme urge to poop. I ran into one of the rooms and found an empty cardboard box to poop into. Finished, I closed the box and made my way to the door. I then saw my boss staring at me from the closet. FML
Today, I walked into the restroom at work, only to find my boss stroking and playing with himself. I have my annual performance assessment with him in an hour. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, at work, someone shat outside the bathroom door. Not outside the stall, but in the actual hallway. Guess who got fired for refusing to clean it up! I’m a cashier at a tool supply company and the only female employee. Four dudes refused before I did. FML
Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
And how could that possibly be your fault?
FrostHeart 36
You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex
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Comments (80)
fortune789 17
That's a shitty situation.
urdirtyolduncle 15
Was it a 5 star porta potty ? Those things like hotels for the homeless to have sex in
fearlesscooldude 12
But ******** was not mentioned in this FML
nataliewby 25
Hey, homeless people have to get it on too, right?
incoherentrmblr 22
Was it Mike and the boys from The Other Guys?...
thesmeagol 22
#37 that's how dirty Mike got his name.
imay_fml 3
I am so sorry
alex_the_tiger 14
And how could that possibly be your fault?
orbit 22
Because op obviously runs a homeless sex ring off craigslist
junkman6 22
And now you've inspired bum **** to go along with bum fights. I hope you're happy.
cadillacgal79 32
She obviously hooked two homeless people up, duh
FrostHeart 36
You know you have a smart boss when he blames you for 2 strangers having sex
garrett_8614 14
I mean seriously, who the hell would organize for homeless people to have sex at their work site. His boss should be fired -.-
RedPillSucks 33
They may have been blamed for leaving some entrance unsecure so the homeless could get in. Just guessing, of course.
DoctorRoche 11
You didn't ask to join? Sir, where are your manors?
Welshite 40
It's a construction site. The manors are still being built.
teentee401 37
*manners
sexpectations 15
@23 the pun you
Nilorak 24
How was that a pun?
sexpectations 15
I interpreted 5&7s comments to be clever switches between manners and manors, as this post has to do with construction. If it was unintentional and indeed a spelling error, only then do I apologize.
spamhands1 18
Haha, the things that happen at peoples work are unbelievable
lil_ham1644 29
You must not have a job then lol the work fmls aren't hard to believe.
homesuckfucker 28
Well, ew. If you have a job where it's common to come across these things, I suggest looking into different ones. The fact that your superiors would try to fire you for something you had absolutely no control over only makes it worse. Best of luck finding a new, hopefully cleaner, place of work.
karlcolt45 19
you can just steal an idea and rent the potty out by the hour. a portabordello
onlychildFTW 34
You know what they say. When the port-a-pottys a rockin' don't cum a knocnin'.
Vickeh 15
Your boss should get a role in a sequel of Horrible bosses :/
sydneysays 15
I would throw up
expertsmilee 26
Your pic with this, rofl.
RedPillSucks 33
Hmm.... Sex and warm food.