Today, I went indoor rock climbing. After finally making it to the top, my pants ripped on my last move. I wasn't wearing any underwear. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, I went indoor rock climbing with my uncle and his 5 year-old girl. I'm about halfway up the hardest ascent when my arm cramps up. As I stretched my arm, my cousin yells up at me in her tiny voice, "Prove you're a man and climb that wall!" I fell off. I was emasculated by a 5 year-old. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I fell and sprained my ankle while trying to step into my underwear. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML
Today, I went to a yoga class for the first time in a few years. When I went to change afterwards, I realized I'd split my pants at some point during the class. I think I understand why the girls behind me were laughing so hard now. FML
Today, it was my first day working for a real estate company. Just when I got into my car, my pants ripped from my crotch all the way to the top of my pants, a split that was three inches wide. I was wearing a thong and we were on our way to show him an open house. FML
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toxicdaydream 18
FYL for your pants tearing, but YDI for choosing not to wear undergarments. Sorry OP I hope they weren't expensive.
pabj208 23
Pitch Perfect 2 moment?
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Comments (103)
theTravinator 21
You should always dress for the occasion, and not wearing underwear while rock climbing is about as bad as not wearing a nutcup in soccer (or football for non-Americans)
alkoy 4
I don't know how people play soccer in the usa, but I'm pretty sure that you shouldn't need a nutcup if you did it correctly. ( yeah, I know, my grammer. f*** relative clauses...)
Roxas_hearts 27
*grammar
wanted_2_want 40
#17 We play with balls!!! If you know what I mean.
tbro47 23
Uh, I played soccer for years on multiple teams. I know of no one that wore a cup. Kicks that go above a certain point get red carded. Any direct physical contact between players gets carded. At most the ball might hit you there, but it's rare.
nataliewby 25
That sucks op, no one ever wants to dance with a fool who went and ripped his pants.
RickySleeves 20
So you were *puts sunglasses on* free climbing? Yaaah
benjamn 24
Damn near spit soda on my monitor. LMAO
BadApple88 29
Nice one lol
KazutoKirigia 16
Perfect.
igg125 30
I bet you made it down real fast
marigoldcobain 21
FYL, Fat Amy.
91hayek 31
Hope it was free climbing because torn pants + harness = chaffed raw ass, especially when you put your weight in it to descend.
pleasedie 22
Who goes rock climbing without any under wear or at the very least some spare clothing
tinkdatank 15
Sounds like OP needs a tailor... BECAUSE THEY RIPPED THEIR PANTS!!!
gabby_john_ 15
I hope you will still be able to participate in the indoor rock climbing world championship!!
colinabi 13
Who doesn't wear underwear?
VeganDarkLight 31
OP obviously! I and some people I know sometimes don't do either, it's very comfy to my mind.