Today, after having stayed up all night studying, all the coffee I'd drank to keep me awake hit my gut with a vengeance. I ended up missing two exams because I was emptying my bowels into the toilet all morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was tired from an all-nighter I'd pulled because I thought I had the next four days off work. I got called in, and went because I have bills to pay. However, the amount of energy drinks I drank to stay on top of my job duties gave me such bad diarrhea, I had to go home. FML
Today, I woke up with bowel problems which have been causing me to violently pass wind every couple of minutes. I have to spend the next two hours sitting an exam in dead silence. FML
Today, after pulling an all-nighter for my Bio final at 8AM and drinking 6 sodas, 3 energy drinks, and coffee throughout the night, an hour into the exam, I had to go to the restroom, so I get permission and go. I'm 1 of 3 people. They later find a cheat sheet in the restroom. Now I'm a suspect. FML
Today, I had to take an oral examination. I made it to the last part of the exam, then violently threw up in the middle of my answer. FML
Today, I woke up at 2 p.m. to realise I'd slept through all of my alarms and missed my really big presentation at university, all because I was up most of the night with food poisoning. FML
Today, I pulled an all-nighter to finish rereading my set work for my English exam. I managed to finish earlier than expected and decided to get some sleep. I then promptly slept through my alarm and missed my exam. FML
Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML
Today, I realized that procrastinating studying for my finals until the last day would end up in me failing, irrespective of how much caffeine I consume. FML
Today, I walked into an exam after having stayed up 20 straight hours studying. The professor looked at me and muttered, "Don't bother, I'm failing you either way." FML
Today, after having pulled like three all-nighters and studying hardcore for months, when it came down to it, I couldn't solve even one question. I almost broke down. FML
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soccergurrll 8
Oh shit.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Thank God the first comment did not say, What A Shitty Situation
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Comments (86)
Melvar_10 3
That just sucks...
soccergurrll 8
Oh shit.
AwkwardPartyBear 24
Thank God the first comment did not say, What A Shitty Situation
IndyJustin 4
That would have been a good comment on the elephant poop FML lol
xXxIracebethxXx 14
#11 - Saying "that's a shitty situation" for any situation/FML involving shit will never be a good comment.
muzy 23
5- looks like we'll never know now. I hope this doesn't make anyone curious as to what happened to 1.
IndyJustin 4
15) Kill joy bitch >:(
CaramelMacchiato 13
20 - would you rather her tell you this now or feel the wrath of us fellow FMLers if you ever commit that mistake?
yoyoforpeace 14
Well duh coffee always makes me poop.
shoopd 19
Liar! Girls don't poop.
gojira666 7
Coffee is ruthless on me. FYL OP
riax 9
caffeine is a diuretic, it's supposed to dehydrate the body. Dehydration of the bowels cause diarrhea. I hope op has learned her lesson
kewlkate 9
At least you know not to get that coffee brand again :/ Sorry OP.
SparkleyTurtle 4
In the future: don't cram, study ahead of time...
Trisha_aus 15
Exactly, it's always best to have a good night's sleep before a major exam, I know I sound like a grandma..."Eminem blows ****" should have known better
22cute 17
Eh, that always happens. It's not the brand of coffee. It's the sleeplessness + too much coffee. You could be emptying your bowls for 48 hours.
VoteForTaco 8
I always study 13:00-23:00 and then I wake up at 05:00 and I NEVER have any problem :)
truth_spitta 0
Wait 65, you study 13:00 to 23:00? Ten hours? How frequently? Everyday?? That's insane I don't think I studied ten hours throughout the whole school yea that just ended holy crap...but then again, you could be in college getting a masters in law or something
missalkali 8
21, I just finished exams, and let me tell you, there's no way I could've done it without cramming the night before, I had 2 exams a day for a week and a bit. sometimes, cramming is the only way to go
VoteForTaco 8
70- I'm actualy in high school. I always study like that for exams.
IndyJustin 4
5 hour energy is the shit bro!
snowboarder531 5
Those things are expensive but very effective.
tarabelle 7
No pun intended..right? XD
IndyJustin 4
12) Yes pun intended lol X)
Enslaved 38
They're only $2-$3 where I live. I don't really think that's expensive compared to ordering a coffee etc... I agree they are very effective. I took a bunch on my cruise vacation and I was wide awake to see sunsets and rises! (:
snowboarder531 5
They cost like $4 at the gas station by my house. I can't justify one when I could but like 3 Cokes instead.
SpruceDread4578 13
Its never worked for me...then again no energy drink has besides Spike. NOW that stuff gives you energy!
muzy 23
Sorry to hear that OP. Hopefully you'll be able to redo them. Think of it as having gained more time for revising.
bethcox 4
Reminds me of a certain Will from The Inbetweeners ;)
XxHoPPoxX 8
Car friend ;)
Bonzer 2
Oh the irony!
Xxkrystalxxx 10
LOOOL XD
hockeyoceancity 13
Laughing Out Of Obvious Lingering. Aka the fail ninja.
lajaynay 15
You must have drank a shit ton of coffee or ladened it with a bunch of sweeteners.
xXxIracebethxXx 14
"all the coffee I'd drank." I'm pretty sure she had been emptying her bowls because she "drank a shit ton of coffee."
lajaynay 15
Not really, some people don't have to drink a lot of coffee if they put a bunch of sugar and cream in it. Then their stomach would get messed up from that.
jkozzy 8
That sucks, but at least you have a good username :)
Bonzer 2
I happen to like Eminem. Just kidding I don't listen to Eminem, but some people do. You and OP don't have to like Eminem, but why hate?
calaholic35 0
Don't lie to OP
donkey79 0
Eminem does indeed blow ****, just ask dr. Dre.
DuecesBreh 1
The king of hiphop sucks ****? The man with a daughter, 2 adopted kids (0% blood relative), and has custody of his younger step brother sucks dick? Even if you don't like his music atleast respect the man with a few multi-platinum records makin' millions. I'm done you can go listen to your Kesha now.