Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
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carriedaway02 0
I woulda been pissed too. doesn't take much effort to pull up a toilet seat and then flush it rather then cleaning the sink.
yarbles 3
i agree, cleaning up sink puke is a bitch. you should throw up on her
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SweetEllie 3
Ohh poor you. I was sick the other day and the last thing my mum said before she left for work was "If you're gna throw up please dont do it on my carpet" and thats exactly what happened.. except my mum wasnt angry at me, she was worried cuz I phoned her up crying ^ ^; lol
FeedtheBrood 0
if you can make it to the sink, you can make it to the toilet, they're usually one or two steps away from each other. And if you feel the puke coming on, just clench your mouth closed and hold it there until you get to a suitable dropping point. It is not difficult to keep your cool and be respectful about where you puke.
goddessunleashed 0
That sucks :( Feel better.
Bekll 31
I always throw up in the sink. Why must it be the toilet anyway?
sbjess 8
your mom is right, you lazy bum...was 2 ft not worth the effort?
Fabby_fml 2
Well... you SHOULD have. Usually if you can make it all the way to the bathroom you can hold it for another step or two to get to the toilet. No one wants to clean up vomit out of a sink.
StingrayV 0
She was right. The toilet would have been much easier to clean up and I think you could have made it.
SAMHAlN 0
ydi for needing pity btw my mom would have said the game thing
FMN13 0
I always get that. Replying "It would have been the floor!!!" doesn't help either.
anlhawks 5
haha. she's kinda right op