Anonymous
Open door policy
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
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seaweedlady
United States
Today, my mother tried to have a conversation with me. While she was taking a piss. With the bathroom door wide open. FML
Anonymous
United States
Not now!
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
lily anne
Dump the dump
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
MedChew
Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia
Today, my obsessive-compulsive mother barred me from using the toilet she had just cleaned. She told me to wait until tomorrow. FML
LoveYouTooMa
United States
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
unknown
United States
Today, my dad walked in on me using the bathroom. After rushing out, he yelled at me through the door for not locking it. He made up the "no locking the doors inside the house" rule. FML
loveurlifejk
United States
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
ok cool
Fayetteville, United States
Today, while I was in the bathroom my mom walked in and tried to have a conversation with me about my bowel movements. I'm 23, and this is a regular thing. FML
lydia
Like that's an excuse
Today, my mother screamed at me because she thinks I peed on the toilet seat. Not my dad, me. I’m a girl. FML
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bound101 7
What is the purpose of pooping with the door open?
raven_of_azarath 35
The only reason I don’t shut my bathroom door is because it’s in my bedroom, and I shut that door. My cats would throw a fit if they couldn’t come in while I was in there.
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bound101 7
What is the purpose of pooping with the door open?
pbruins84 21
That other people can use the bathroom as well.
bound101 7
**** that
RichardPencil 32
Do you have to let her look at it before you flush it down?
xxlk4xx 6
yeah thats pretty weird lol, I don't like people in the bathroom with me at all (I'm fine with my husband being in with me, but my kids know they aren't allowed)
raven_of_azarath 35
The only reason I don’t shut my bathroom door is because it’s in my bedroom, and I shut that door. My cats would throw a fit if they couldn’t come in while I was in there.
DarkAngelsBlade 25
And this is why that lady that doesn't want to be a parent because she needs privacy to poop knows she couldn't be one, I wonder if she grew up the same way. I know you're her kid but tell her to mind her own business like you mind yours.
bound101 7
clever