Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
carriedaway02 0
I woulda been pissed too. doesn't take much effort to pull up a toilet seat and then flush it rather then cleaning the sink.
yarbles 3
i agree, cleaning up sink puke is a bitch. you should throw up on her
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (110)
crashsapphire93 4
This happened to me in the nurses office when I got the stomach flu. It's so awful when they get mad at you for being sick.
letitbe56 0
It's easier to clean it off the floor than it is to clean it out of the sink. If you can't make it to the toilet, just let it go on the floor.
immazombeastxD 0
did the bathroom sink become deathed?
dirtyrussian97 0
this is not an fml...first off, why do you need sympathy for not feeling well? it happens to everybody and I don't know anyone else crying about it. Second, if the toilet IS two feet away, then i'm sure you could have thrown up there instead without too much effort. my mom would have said the same damn thing. stop crying
Pedialyte 0
your mom is right
Eyeliner_fml 0
maybe she could not hold it in much longer, That happens to me but my mom does not care she even cleans it up. She understands that I don't do it on purpose. Fyl that sucks ;(
DesiGir324 0
just say you missed.
dancingdoggy 4
I am surprised by the amount of people who can control when their vomit comes... For me, if I make it to the toilet, yay! I've been known to be 2 feet away, and I can't hold it, and it DID wind up on the floor in FRONT of of the toilet. If there had a been a sink, that would have been awesome. But hey... I can't control my vomit. Stomach has more power than me. Sad, but true.
ColdGold 6
I usually get a warning and get ready.
momogal 22
For all those saying YDI, what the hell is wrong with you? It's next to impossible to control when you are going to throw up. Such as the time I was in choir practice and had the stomach flu. Yes, I knew I was sick, but it was a very important weekend rehearsal just a couple of weeks before a big show. My stomach suddenly started feeling weird, and I ran off the stage and out of the auditorium. I made it to the payphones right outside before I lost it. The bathroom was right next door. It's impossible, people. If ya gotta puke, just do it. Anyone around you who has a heart won't be mad.
blue_eyes4602 0
I feel like your mother is right. I can understand if the toilet was far away, but I it's that close you should have use the toilet. Stop trying to get sympathy