Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
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carriedaway02 0
I woulda been pissed too. doesn't take much effort to pull up a toilet seat and then flush it rather then cleaning the sink.
yarbles 3
i agree, cleaning up sink puke is a bitch. you should throw up on her
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Comments (110)
SummerBlitz 0
FYL for not doing it in the toilet! :o
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
ur mom is right. it's nasty to throw up in the sink.
miss_sweet_toxin 0
FYL, you should have puked in her bed just to get the bitch back
EinSteinFYL 0
Maybe OP had a gross looking toilet and didn't want to put their face by it. With a strong projectile vomit it is possible to cause the toilet water to splash back...nasty. That puts you at risk for more diseases, thus, continuing the cycle of sickness. I have an extra sink set up for encounters of the blurred kind, brought on by copious amounts of liquor. Makes it much easier than doing it in the toilet.
sourgirl101 29
38 I agree. Garbage disposal. My toilets are always extra clean but my head is still not going near it.
sbuxsux11 8
seriously? that's just sad and pathetic.the effort you go through for puking because you drink too much is worthy of a nice membership to AA
JBmm 0
38 FTW.
SummerBlitz 0
38- ya that true too!! :)
JBmm 0
38 ftw.
dontgiveacrap 0
What a freaking cry baby. Wah feel sorry for me because I'm sick. No sympathy from me either.
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
wats ftw?
Thumbelina18 0
FTW= For the win
ppzh_08 4
Haha I agree with ur mum! I've done that several times too where I yell at them for goin for the sink instead of toilet lol!