Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my 3 year-old son projectile vomited on me. I was covered head to toe in blue Gatorade vomit. FML
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
Today, I was helping this girl to the nurse’s office because she was so sick that she could barely walk. About halfway there, she stopped and vomited on me. My jaw was dropped in shock when she threw up on me again. A little went into my mouth. FML
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
Today, after feeling sick all day at work, my shift was about to end. Twenty minutes before I was able to clock out, some kid puked all over herself in the playground. FML
Today, at work at daycare, this kid was coughing really bad, so I put my hand in front of his mouth in case he was choking on something so he could spit it out. But nope he wasn't choking, he was sick. He puked right into my hands. FML
Today, while riding the bus to a really important job interview the child sitting next to me threw up in my lap. His mother then told him to wipe his mouth. He used my sleeve. FML
Today, I was volunteering at the hospital. This lady was calling the Nurses' Station, and I had to go see what she wanted. When I asked her what she needed, she mumbled something. As I leaned in closer to hear what she was saying, she threw up all over my face. Apparently, she was nauseous. FML
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AGGoddess 2
What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.
Rellich 0
SOCCERMOMS ARE WHY THE WORLD SUCKS
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AGGoddess 2
What a bitch. If he wasn't feeling well, she should have re-scheduled the appointment or hired a babysitter and left the kid at home.
borabora1991 0
I threw up once.
rwac07 0
piss on the mum and say "you deserved it because you didn't get me a toilet in time" lol
flakes_fml 0
ydi for not frying a bucket quick enough
safirestar09 0
#68, that made my day.
MizzErikaHart 8
haha kids mom thinks ydi.
vickiejiang1990 0
karma will get ppl with no sympathy like yourself
gms0113 8
I'm guessing it's for the kids dr appointment bc he's sick
thatguy1103 0
Wow,, hopefully you keep a hand gun in your office?
xxdakotaxx 0
ahah xD
arabianhorse1234 0
nobody cares
Brockbfball1563 5
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEmSDQR_7vU
Treehugger 0
I'm going to be nice and say that the mom was having a bad day...I'm hoping. But FYL for having vomit spewed on you. Did you get to change clothes at least?
aicky 0
well, duh, you know you should have buckets handy for when people bring in their upchucking chitlens! im sure it was your fault the kid in the first place, huh? :p fyl.
Rayn4u_fml 0
OP already answered that question: it creates a nozzle to direct the spraying on others.
Oz_Alice 0
What kind of office do you work in? I'm guessing it's not a place where they keep buckets in case people start throwing up...
lubby_fml 0
oh my! It seems like mercy has some sand in her ******. lol
niadanac1 3
I would have puked on her. What a B.
FerrariCake 2
I'd puke all the time if I was a little kid who had a crazy bitch like that for a mother.