Today, a close friend pointed out to me how ironic it is that I make the Sim version of myself work out to lose weight, while I sit on my fat ass playing video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I made a Sim of myself and had her work out until she was completely fit, then got her a job and a husband. Meanwhile, I sat at my desk, fat, single, and jobless. FML
Today, my mom once again commented on how I need to work out. It has come to the point that I now walk around in exercise clothes and have a bottle of water/fake sweat to put on, just so she thinks I work out. This is how lazy I am. FML
Today, I was feeling really good about myself for running and walking everywhere so much so that I was out of breath and panting. Well, until I remembered that I was playing a video game and it was my character that was doing the running around that is. FML
Today, I finally got a Wii Fit to try and lose some weight. I came home and set it all up, only to be told that I weigh too much to actually use it. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me if she looked fat in her new pair of jeans. Knowing I was probably about two seconds away from all hell breaking loose, I instinctively tried to save my game, before remembering I wasn't playing a video game. I really need to get a life. FML
Today, I found out that my friend uses pictures of me to motivate her to work out. They are accompanied by sayings such as, "You don't want to turn out like this." FML
Today, I got so self-conscious about weight gain that I got paranoid about how much my Castle Crashers character was eating to heal. FML
Today, for my birthday, my friend bought me a book on how to lose weight. FML
Today, I told my BFF that I went to the store to buy medium shirts because I had gained some weight during coronavirus. He asked me, "What's the point in doing that when you're getting so fat, those won't even fit in 2 weeks?" FML
Today, I was hyping myself up to work out after weeks of being a lazy slob. I slapped my workout gear on, got my Spotify playlist ready, and just as I was about to start, my friend texted me asking if I wanted pizza. I’m now in my workout clothes, eating pizza on his couch. FML
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heyApiphany 0
maybe you should listen
vwmkvgirl 1
lazy.
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vwmkvgirl 1
lazy.
ke59100 1
hahahaha oh that's harsh. I <3 the sims
bummervacation 10
LMFAO almost as ironic as that one FML where the OP sent his grandma (who has alzheimer's) a bouquet of 'forget me nots' LOL
Lozza111 0
naw, if you really are worried about it, then do something.
stickypoopy 0
omg really delerious? that's awesome! :D
vergaso 0
lol that's ironic but unless your fat ok
moni_bee 0
a good friend never lies lol ;)
vergaso 0
it's ironic how girls on fml take pic so you can see their boobs very oviously
purgarus 6
lol just downloaded The Sims 3 today, way better then real life I must say! Screw working out in real life no one even cares about your weight anyways, people like us don't need real friends the virtual world is crazy better you can look like whatever you want and not get picked on by people who make fun of you for being fat.
samanthadude 0
I've never played Sims, is it fun? :P OP - That should be your wake up call, start working out if you're overweight.
WhereRtheTACOS 0
See I think it's funny how people make themselves in the game how they really want to be...like me in game I'm a sexy beast... oh wait I am one silly me
DontHate31 0
that'll get you motivated to work out! think positive :D
jakeidk 0
chubby nerd...
juddy5 0
dude that's ****** up get your ass on the treadmill
IchbinSyn 0
Ya time to get up off your butt op
superbadd 0
31 not all of them do
priscilla_28 5
that is ironic... just don't make your sims fat.
givants 0
that's not ironic,
papernapkin 0
Dear 31, I am pretty sure that you do not actually know the meaning of the word "irony". Love, papernapkin.
lololol32 0
OP, if you want to get off your ass and exercise, FML isn't the place to start haha
MrBrick 0
@ 31, It's ironic how you don't even have a pic. Hiding something?
Jandude 9
67 you dont have a pic of yourself, so your hiding something?
andruha1123 5
46, put some panties on, girl!
aznpopgrl02 0
hey same here op!! lol
MrBrick 0
This is my face 71, don't be mean
superbadd 0
73 I'm wearing shorts. i'm gunna change the pic now tht u mention it.
aznpopgrl02 0
wish we can have the life like the sims..just exercise for a few hours and see fast results..same goes for academics..jus read a few books then ur super smart...or jus use cheats to get wat u want
superbadd 0
83. it would be sooo much easier
BuddyChristSays 0
so cody1992 wrote this FML?
KingDingALing 9
hahahahahahahahahaha @ 97
seanders 10
Yea I wish life was like sims too so that all the dumb teenage bitches with babies get em taken away
rawr_says_dino12 0
is the sim version of yourself a hott doctor with a pretty wife and a huge beach house? while ur probably a fry cook at mc donalds single and live in an apartment
raymel 5
biggest win EVER!!!!!!!!! love that friend
thatonek1d 0
32: but you will be a virgin. permanantly. and you probably will never kiss a girl or boy (depending on your sexual orientation)
mydgmax 0
lol only the Sim version of u will have a brighter future!;)
heyApiphany 0
maybe you should listen
Zedd_fml 8
Let your sim character play you, reverse the situation.
itseriik 0
ydi cuz your a fat ass lardoooo
stickypoopy 0
in soviet Russia video games play fat asses!
superbadd 0
okay u post russia jokes all the time it's not even funny
toch040 0
in soviet Russia, stickypoop shouts at you!
superbadd 0
in America I tell sticky to f$@^ him/herself
MrBrick 0
in America, women act like man
superbadd 0
70 oh yes because I just act like a guy 24/7. hmm. sarcasm doesn't work in writing
MrBrick 0
Of yes because I know your life 24/7. .. for all I know you could =/
superbadd 0
I don't actually especially since i live with 3 older sisters
NickyK 25
Says the girl who could be lying with purple hair.
aztoor 0
I wouldn't say it's ironic, but more like pathetic.
dangermouse2990 19
It kinda is ironic. And pathetic
k1w1 0
HAHAHAHA! Love the irony :D
itz_towelie 6
agree, go hit the gym OP
ppzh_08 4
Haha that is ironic! But hilarious none the less
snagglepaste 0
Whoa! Are you going to punish me?
sesp61289 0
LOL, too funny. love it. OP take the hint. try running. its actually fun :)
Liekzomghai 2
I kill my sims.
superbadd 0
I do to nd then I scare ppl
paradox91 0
pretty. :)
blue_eyes4602 0
well get up and start working out and become active instead of posting fmls and playing sim
R3kli3 10
I love the sims but yeah do get out more dude