Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
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carriedaway02 0
I woulda been pissed too. doesn't take much effort to pull up a toilet seat and then flush it rather then cleaning the sink.
yarbles 3
i agree, cleaning up sink puke is a bitch. you should throw up on her
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X_o_X_ocutie 0
this is exactly what happened to me except I threw up all over the wall in my room I told her what happened and I thought she was gonna say something along the lines of "aww it's ok baby I'll get it" but she said "why didn't u get your ass up and go to the bathroom?!!" instead
kcmjlopez 0
you obviously didn't clean up after yourself. I'd be more pissed than sympathetic too.
melissa333jade 3
at least he made it to the sink! its better than the couch,like me but i was only ten
marco20 5
she should have been more sympathetic. it's horrible being sick, and u should return the favor to her when she gets sick
kellyelly 9
ha. my ma did the same with me. >.>
Lauinater 4
Why the hell would you use the sink, right next to the toilet? Do you know how crappy it is to clean the sink afterwards? And the fact that you did it for sympathy is just sad... GOD i hate it when stupid kids like you thinks your life sucks, because of a small idiotic stupid decission like this one you just desrcibed... Asshole...
goldmedalski 0
My mom does that too!!!!! It's sooo mean! Just say you're sorry. You couldn't help it.. You can't just hold your barf!
hurrican_fml 0
Nice mom
gennyjunk 4
I agree with your mom. I was pregnant and was always able to make it to toilet no matter how bad I had to barf. Sink sucks cuz throw-up chunks clog it duh!
dhiran_singh 16
I will pray for you. I hope you feel better.