Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML
Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML
Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, my mother called me a "wasteful child" because I threw up my lunch. FML
Today, a mother and son were in my office. The kid wasn't feeling well and threw up. Mom covered his mouth with her hand, creating a vomit nozzle and covering me in puke. She yelled that I deserved to be sprayed on because I was not quick enough in getting a bucket for her son. FML
Today, while trying to act sober in front of my parents when I got home, I threw up on my mom's shoe. FML
Today, my mom decided to infodump on me as I came home needing to take a shit. She wouldn't stop talking and calling me back when I tried to walk off. I couldn't get a word in, and she was ignoring my gestures. She's now calling me disrespectful because I finally ran off and dropped a loud one in the toilet. FML
Today, my mom screamed my name five times while I was on the toilet. When I was done, I went to her and she said, “Why the FUCK did you not immediately drop what you were doing and rush to help me with the dishes?” Apparently, the fact that I was pooping wasn’t a good enough excuse. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for not pooping with the bathroom door open like the rest of the family. FML
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carriedaway02 0
I woulda been pissed too. doesn't take much effort to pull up a toilet seat and then flush it rather then cleaning the sink.
yarbles 3
i agree, cleaning up sink puke is a bitch. you should throw up on her
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Comments (110)
Thumbelina18 0
OP first of all why would you want her to pity you? That's kind of stupid. And moms can be bitches sometimes. My mom would have done the same thing. Just grow up and get over it. :/
yagurlteeteexoxo 0
@46 thanks
BlueTwist89 0
Hmm. OP sorry you weren't feeling well but why do you need to get sympathy from your mom? You need to get over yourself. Throwing up doesn't seem like that big of a deal.
G_Mon3yG3t_Some 3
wats op
WallyTheWombat 0
op = original poster. pretty much the person who posted the FML
PhillyFox 0
Trying to go look for sympathy because you puked is kind of pathetic. Plus your mom's right. You try cleaning puke out of the sink.
kaileigh10 2
YDI for telling her to get sympathy. And your mom has a good point.
stevenmx86 8
ydi for "trying to get sympathy" maybe you should stop whining and go clean the sink
s8n666 0
your mom is right! who the **** is stupid enough to puke in the sink? where are the chunks supposed go you douche?
sloop_fml 0
she has a valid point idiot, use the ******* toilet next time
everydayisfml07 3
I usually go to my dad for that kind of stuff. OP, the bitch should be happy it wasn't on carpet; just saying. carpet-puke takes forever to clean :P