Today, my friends happily announced that although they had been cut, they were still going to be playing on the school's volleyball team. The rumor going around is that everyone who tried out made the team. I never got a call back. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked to cover work for someone because they have volleyball practice. Apparently, they haven't noticed that we've been on the same team for two years. FML
Today, I was at a volleyball game talking with my friends when a girl who is in my team arrived. She was greeting someone else but I thought that she was saying hi to me. However, I'd already waved back at her. All my friends and others noticed the situation and as a result they laughed at me. FML
Today, I was trying out for a play I really wanted to be in. After my audition, I was feeling really good. She said she would post the cast list tomorrow. Not knowing where she would post it, I asked her. Her reply? "It doesn't matter. You won't be on it anyway." FML
Today, I had a volleyball game, and we were down by 13 points. I looked up at the crowd, and my mom was shaking her head in disappointment. When it was my turn to serve, I aced them, and tied the score. When I looked up she was gone. She'd left. When I got home, I heard how I sucked for an hour. FML
Today, I was playing volleyball in gym when I went up for a spike. As I was coming down, I elbowed a girl in the face. It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical, which we perform on Thursday. Her nose is broken. FML
Today, I got cut from my track team. My coach told me it was because my sprints were "too fast" for his liking. Huh? FML
Today, I went to our school golf banquet, after being with the team and practicing every day for a few months with them. When it came time to get the certificates, all the names were called out. Except for mine. When I asked the coach where my certificate was, he said "Who are you?". FML
Today, I tried out for cheerleading. The judges, two head cheerleaders, sized me up, burst out laughing and made fat jokes towards me. I fought back and called them, "twiggy fucking sluts." At that moment, the coach walked in and saw and reported me to the principal. The judges got off scott free. FML
Today, my parents made me quit a school team that I absolutely loved, because women "aren't supposed to play sports." and were worried that if I stayed on the team, I'd develop a manly physique. FML
Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML
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Top comments
Kayble89 13
Sadly you were just that bad...
babygirlc1 5
Maybe you suck at volleyball.
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Kayble89 13
Sadly you were just that bad...
UMad_Bro 3
Dont worry. You're not alone. I bet plenty of other people didn't make it and they just said they did so they don't seem bad.
genesisnirvana 11
Maybe it was an accident that they--- fts they did it on purpose.FYL
woahbro2slow 0
haha. I'm sorry op, just keep practicing. and don't worry about rumorss:)
monkeys1315 0
You might still get a call.
cIickhere 5
Don't worry they didn't call u cause they thought u know u made it for sure
crazychick1269 7
I'll help u!!!
ravensunnyd 0
Well volleyball isn't for every one you do need some coordination so go out for tennis or softball or some other sport?
mnwv 3
41: Shit I normally keep stay pretty quiet around this site but ******* hell did I just see someone say that if you don't jar coordination go play Tennis, **** last time I checked there is no such thing as a professional "Volleyball Player" so please go take up a real sport before you insult mine.
xxBridgyxx 0
Well you must of checked a long time ago because there is such a thing as a professional volleyball player. Misty May ring a bell?
babygirlc1 5
Maybe you suck at volleyball.
tylersign 11
Maybe OP was just top good for the team. Hahaha yeah.
slushpup9696 12
Maybe OP was bottom good.
cali_dude 5
Sounds like the freshman team.
tylersign 11
36- Hahaha xD damnyouautocorrect.
ThatOneCanadian 0
Might i suggest mini golf?
mnwv 3
Remove keep* and have*
spaerro 8
That sucks OP. Maybe it was a mistake?
TonyIsMyDog 2
Spaerro - you are very attractive. What part of the world do you live in?
neoncupcakez 0
Creeper alert @20
Runninvegan 8
Its okay OP not everyone can handle sports. Thats what prostitutes are for. your there to fill the void
allenhouse3320 0
I agree
docscientist 10
Prostitutes? You realize sports are more than likely a dead end as a professional career for 99% of the people who play them, right?
daniel1991 0
52- i bet you like star treak and world of warcraft? Idk. Wtf ok....and also ppl dont just play sports to make it to pros...maybe ur good and u just want a scholarship to a big collage...
darknova131 4
Hahahahaha
hockey199813 5
Maybe you still made it?
IAmNotAnAnimal 9
Maybe it's for your own good.
shay1813 0
Maybe they think your so talented they don't want you cause you will make everyone else look bad? Sorry OP
missyj0 12
Optimistic thinking #32 c:
HannahForbesxo 13
Can't be good at everything I'm afraid. It's probably for the best.
kickazz16 15
It's a communication error assumingly ;)
RebekahBrooke 9
I guess you're not good...?
LarLar7695 5
I made my cut