Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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Top comments
katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Comments (143)
Chandler1Bing 0
Here's my number . . . So call me maybe!
redbullmagic 1
I feel used
rivaraven 35
And guys can't look at other girls? Not that I'm interested in them, but still.
davincidasecond 24
If I'm around my girlfriend and I see an attractive woman, I'm not going to stare at her so intensely that I run into something. That's plain disrespect, and you're just asking for trouble. Do it when you're around your friends or something. It's just common sense. I personally wouldn't go so far and dump somebody over something like that, but you really shouldn't be surprised when you do end up single. YDI.
MilkyFilmz 26
I read the first sentence which automatically makes it a ydi
endurancefan212 21
Maybe it's just the conservative in me, but I don't think it's appropriate to "look" at the opposite gender when you're in a relationship. Of course, it's virtually impossible not to, but there's a difference between looking and "looking." I am a big supporter of lowering your gaze, if you still feel the need to be checking out other people, either 1) try to resist or 2) don't get into a relationship until you're secure enough that you don't need to "look" anymore.
imhope 23
Hahaha I love the way this FML was worded. Anyways FYL op
Annjelina 11
You kind of deserved it but seriously? If a hot girl with big boobs walked past he'd have done the same thing.
Feldgrep 8
And guys get yelled at if they even glance at other girls... Still, walking into a pole must've hurt
Bluebering 16
YDI. I mean honestly you have a boyfriend already. How would you feel if a hot girl walked by with a revealing shirt and he stared?!