Today, I was walking down the hall from the livingroom. I overheard my mom telling someone how proud she was of her baby girl and how much she loved her. I thought she was referring to my first ever all "A" report card. Turns out my new kitten used its litter box correctly for the first time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, after months of trying to potty train my son, he finally told me he used the potty. I went to the bathroom to check. There was nothing there. So I asked him, "Where did you go to the potty?" He then grabbed my hand and took me to the cat's litter box. My son has successfully litter trained himself. FML
Today, my toddler finally used the potty for the first time. I was so excited, I FaceTimed my mom to show her. My kid then proudly picked up the potty bowl and dumped it on my lap. FML
Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, my cat used his expensive new bed for the first time since he got it last month. He used it as a litter box. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to my cat meowing, with her dilated vagina in my face, giving birth to her first litter of kittens. FML
Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML
Today, I took a nap with a kitten I just adopted from my mom's house. To make her feel more comfortable, I took a nap with her on my bed. In my dream, I kept smelling poo and I felt around on the bed to find the kitten. She apparently had diarrhea on my bed and I had stuck my hand in it. FML
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Ligerie 0
So learn to use the litter box and maybe she will love you too.
perdix 31
But when you're 19 and in the 4th grade, it's not very impressive.
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Comments (59)
TenebrificTurtle 0
Um, people baby talk their animals all the time. She wasn't saying she wasn't proud of you because she was telling a cat it was her baby girl. Grow up.
triplethreat13 0
I once went two years without straight A's, and what did I get when I finally came home with a perfect report card? "Great, honey. Now can you make a bottle for your sister?" Bleh.
FeaturingMike 0
What a weak FML. Like big deal, FML's now a days are so weak compared to the old ones.
Ranoona 0
hooray for your kitty :D!
dramakat11 0
KITTENS TRUMP EVERYTHING! HOW DARE YOU HOPE IN VAIN TO REACH THE GLORY OF KITTENDOM!
WTFpancakes 0
win
stripedsweaters 0
YDI for never getting an A before. You're dumb.
sayheyyybabe 0
@53: Haha, no, you're dumb. They said it was their first ALL A report card, not the first A they ever got on a report card. @50: The old ones? You mean the old ones like "Today, I spilt a packet of pasta all over my floor. FML"? @OP: Sorry, FYL, that sucks. It's great that your kitten learned how to use the litterbox, though. And congrats on your report card!
D11Churchkill 8
not a fml
NoudleSoupe 0
Shes not an "it", how would u like it if i called u an it :P
Sir_drink_alot 20
Awwww stop talking about your report card and post a picture of the cute kitty, Miau or meow
kellyelly 9
Good job on your 'A'! :)