Today, I heard my dog chewing on something. I called her over, held out my hand, and told her to drop it. She dropped it into my hand, and I was proud of her. That was until I realized it was cat poop. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking my dogs when I noticed one of them had found something, and was eating it. After my command to "drop it" went unheeded, I took it upon myself to scoop it out of her mouth with my finger. After getting it all over my hand, I realized it was a piece of another dog's poop. FML
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Today, my 1-year-old son walked up to me with a disgusted look on his face. I could tell he had something in his mouth so I pulled it out. He'd been sucking on a piece of cat poop. FML
Today, while walking my dog in the darkness, I bent down to pick up his poop. I screamed like a little girl as his morning turd leapt up my arm, covering my hand and jacket sleeve in soggy poop. My dog had curled one out onto a dozing frog. I skipped breakfast. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I was picking up after my dog with a poo baggie over my hand, like a mitten. Too bad the bottom ripped open and my bare hand poked through it just as I grabbed a big handful of steaming dog turd. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my toddler handed me a present and told me to keep it forever. It was a piece of dog poo. FML
Today, I felt accomplished after I cleaned the whole house alone, but then I stepped backwards to admire my work and stepped into a pile of dog poop. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when, as usual, he did his business in the grass and stepped off to the side. I squatted and reached for the bag when my dog spotted another canine. He lunged forward in excitement and I landed face forward in the feces. FML
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Top comments
Tripartita 45
If you train your dog to do that consistently, you can just take it for walks an never have to clean out a litter box again.
MDoremis 38
Ahh, the joys of pet ownership.
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Comments (43)
MDoremis 38
Ahh, the joys of pet ownership.
ifuckuprandomly 28
What a shitty thing to do.
EvilLittleMan 23
Sweet and low... Let me see that Tootsie Roll.
Tripartita 45
If you train your dog to do that consistently, you can just take it for walks an never have to clean out a litter box again.
Welshite 40
Yeah, until you get the cops called on you for breaking and entering into strangers' homes trying to get to the litter boxes.
crudeandrudeguy 29
Uh. What?
Tripartita 45
1. Cat uses liter box. 2. Dog eats contents of box. 3. Dog defecates during walks, bypassing the step where you clean the box. 4. Profit (time is money after all).
Lalala579121 28
And then you can start up a cat litter box cleaning company and make bank.
aredvulpix 23
That's really gross. At least your dog is learning the trick to stop future chewing incidents though!
dguzman92 12
I was told (when I was 10 and watching my puppy die) that dogs get Parvo from eating cat poop. I don't know if that's true but it definitely stuck with me.
insecurewife07 3
Not true. They get it from other infected dogs poop. But dogs eating cat poop is gross and I have several methods in place to keep my boys out of the cat boxes.
dguzman92 12
thank you
TheSilencer30 13
Heard like a crunch? Or a squish?
nightstalker94 18
Oh that's nasty.
LyricaSilvan 30
Hey, at least you know she listens.
putty07 8
well you asked so you received