Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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Top comments
isallwaysme 27
Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.
dzombie 15
I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.
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Comments (199)
mattlw 25
Maybe if she was 4.
Cintia07 7
The new saying will be "walk & **********", when talking to coworkers from the fax machine to your desk.
ni0ve 9
I'm going to invent this device that keeps the door shut n others can't get in. I will call it a "lock"
archertheo 15
Time to explain to her about self pleasure and how you don't need a man :D But if you want one... ;)
archertheo 15
What is the most sensitive part of you when you masterbaite? Your ears :)
patacus 14
2/10
aligater10 7
So is your sister a 12 year old ****? if not she shouldn't be saying anything but sorry and closing the door
hazardmuffin 21
Why not lock the door? If you don't have a lock, why not use a room that does, cover yourself with a blanket or wait til no one is home? YDI for being so careless. At the very least keep your ears open if you don't want to get caught!
vladimirnabokov 15
So glad my bedroom door has a lock.
NeinKittenz 20
Maybe she wanted to share with you?
zombieladi 14
its not like its a bad thing if you're a virgin....you could be a *****:
melons 44
Is there no inbetween?!
zombieladi 14
of course there is, just showing the op that there are worse things that you can be called than a virgin