Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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Top comments
isallwaysme 27
Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.
dzombie 15
I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.
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Kkkdawg 27
That's an activity for night time or when no ones home.
perdix 31
You can deny that and say that your boyfriend can't shake it at 60 Hz ;)
OverFlash 15
Better yet, say that the little sister's boyfriend can't. That'll shut her up.
MrSassypants 34
#32 It is kind of difficult to ********** while walking. Not impossible.... just difficult.
Palirose 22
#37 I see that you're speaking from experience.
Han1156 23
Is she not virgin?
mattlw 25
You know she is. I wondered if she even knows what it is to be a virgin, she probably only knows that it is used as an insult, and not what it actually means.
jem970 19
Did your little sister lose her virginity at 12?! Or possibly before!? Oh my god..... I think I feel sick. That is outrageous. If she was just making a joke then she's an idiot. Being a virgin is something to be proud of. And vibrators and virginity do not correlate at all so don't feel bad OP.
The_F3rris 11
I knew this one kid who said he lost his virginity at 8. Idk if he was lying or not but thats still so wrong.
Shenannigoats 16
While I agree that the idea of somebody losing their virginity at/before the age of twelve is a bit wrong, I wouldn't go so far as to say virginity is "something to be proud of". It's not something to be ashamed of, either. It's just.. a thing.
Brave_L_Toaster 7
Precisely what I was going to say. If you're proud of being a virgin, you're missing out on a lot of fun, but then again, it was pretty disturbing when I was at Latin Convention with a bunch of sex-crazed middle schoolers.
cryssycakesx3 23
to the sister, she needs a toy for she can't get laid irl. that's how it correlates.
vbmg152 19
YDI!! I hope she's a virgin at 12.
MsMourningStar 22
Is she implying that she's not?
MrSassypants 34
Sometimes you're in hurry and you go to do what you got to do. It also becomes more challenging to do when running, cycling, swimming, and driving. Am I speaking from experience now? N... n... no.... no....
skyeyez9 25
And you left your door unlocked (or at the very least barricaded the door if there is no lock) because why??
mattlw 25
It is the thrill of the chance of getting caught in the act that makes it so much more enjoyable.