Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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Top comments
isallwaysme 27
Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.
dzombie 15
I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.
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Comments (199)
NP913 4
OP im more concerned about your sisters reaction. having said that, theres a girl in uk who had a baby at age ten... go figure...
happylawyer 16
I am totally lost with this one. A map, please! How anyone think that someone is a virgin because she or he is using a vibrator. May be alone, saddly alone, but virgin? Besides, if the vibrator is inside, she may have lost her virginity to an electronic.
captain__jj 5
You can't lose your virginity to a vibrator. Masturbating =/= losing your virginity, hymen breakage or not (and really your hymen has nothing to do with being a virgin either considering you can break it doing shit like riding a horse).
cjcr15 7
You wouldn't need that vibrator if you kik me ;). My kik is cjcr15
croxanne_9 3
Pretty sure you should have locked the door?
adamlawl 6
Talk about awkward.
divadro102 16
Kids these days are growing up way too fast. Sexually, not mentally.
anthony99 14
Back in the day: "I'm saving myself for marriage" Today: "I'm saving myself for when I'm in love" 20 years from now: "I'm saving myself for puberty"
scott82 5
Maybe you should ask your sister can you sit in on her next sexual experience
Mandie56 4
Your little sister is a little arse. First off, walking in on you was rude. Secondly, calling you a virgin just because you were using a vibrator was a big assumption to make, and thirdly, at twelve years old, she should NOT be thinking that being a virgin is a BAD THING.
radiocaf 29
I think she needs a lesson on knocking. Or you need a lock.