Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
WTF are you doing?
Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
How very dare you?
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML
Today, after a fight, I caught my sister rubbing my toothbrush on the inside of our grimy toilet. This is why I have trust issues. FML
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
Today, my girlfriend got pissed because she thought she heard me masturbating in the bathroom. I was brushing my teeth. FML
Bad pranks are annoying
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
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PhantomCrevan 8
Okay, while it sucks that you saw that, and is disturbing and gross that she used your toothbrush to do that... a lot of girls start puberty as early as eight or nine years old nowadays, which means that by ages twelve to thirteen, most of them have developed a sex drive on- at least- a hormonal level. Better for her to use a toothbrush (though hopefully not yours anymore) than to end up in some situation with a boy because she doesn't understand the risks. If your parents won't talk to her about it, please do her a HUGE favor- though she may resent you for it now- and explain things to her. Hormones, pregnancy, contraceptives, STDs, safe sex, CONSENT- everything that your parents haven't and/or won't. Particularly explain that using a toothbrush that way is unsanitary for both her and the owner of said toothbrush, and if she really feels like she needs one for that, to get it and ONLY use it for that. Of course, all of this can wait until you are done vomiting. (Seriously though, make sure she understands what consent is and that she needs to tell someone if someone does or tries to do something sexual to her without it. Too many girls and boys get taken advantage of by older teenagers and even adults when they first start developing a sex drive. Worse, far too many of those that are attacked that way don't understand that they aren't the one at fault and that they didn't deserve it, regardless of what any backwards snobby idiot stuck in the 1800's may say.)
CoyoteOldOne 17
Someone needs to have a bird and the batteries talk with her.
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PhantomCrevan 8
Okay, while it sucks that you saw that, and is disturbing and gross that she used your toothbrush to do that... a lot of girls start puberty as early as eight or nine years old nowadays, which means that by ages twelve to thirteen, most of them have developed a sex drive on- at least- a hormonal level. Better for her to use a toothbrush (though hopefully not yours anymore) than to end up in some situation with a boy because she doesn't understand the risks. If your parents won't talk to her about it, please do her a HUGE favor- though she may resent you for it now- and explain things to her. Hormones, pregnancy, contraceptives, STDs, safe sex, CONSENT- everything that your parents haven't and/or won't. Particularly explain that using a toothbrush that way is unsanitary for both her and the owner of said toothbrush, and if she really feels like she needs one for that, to get it and ONLY use it for that. Of course, all of this can wait until you are done vomiting. (Seriously though, make sure she understands what consent is and that she needs to tell someone if someone does or tries to do something sexual to her without it. Too many girls and boys get taken advantage of by older teenagers and even adults when they first start developing a sex drive. Worse, far too many of those that are attacked that way don't understand that they aren't the one at fault and that they didn't deserve it, regardless of what any backwards snobby idiot stuck in the 1800's may say.)
Callyn 47
This. Also, buy her a new toothbrush.
OxfordPictionary 10
buy two
julfunky 29
Buy HER a new toothbrush? Screw that. Buy HIMSELF a new one.
ArtLover 13
Although I agree, I don't think that was the point of this FML, it's really just gross that she uses his toothbrush, it's unhealthy for both OP and her
Re4ge 13
Couldn't agree more. Thank you so much for pointing this out. Hats off.
RichardPencil 32
You didn’t smell that something was fishy?
CoyoteOldOne 17
Someone needs to have a bird and the batteries talk with her.
Greenskye 11
She must be going for that minty fresh feeling.
icemand90 17
maybe she has dentiadatada (shitty movie reference)
Kimberly Rennie 7
Teeth
Lobby_Bee 18
Philips Sonicare, best out there. For brushing teeth of course.
thehaystackerine 20
sounds like the intro to an incest ****.
Glowworm56 27
Guess she wanted to brush the teeth down below.
fookmyleaf 13
kinky
SmashedAvocados 4
I’m just wondering how you found out???
PhantomCrevan 8
The moderators edited it, but long story short, OP's sister left her door open by accident(?) and OP got an eyeful. A very traumatizing eyeful.