Today, I was trying out my first vibrator. Soon enough, my 12-year-old sister opened my door, walked in, and saw me naked from the waist down. She laughed, called me a virgin, and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML
Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year-old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister came into the bathroom while I was in it. When she saw me, she said sorry and left. Little did I know, she took my electric toothbrush to masturbate. FML
Today, my 14-year-old sister asked me how I felt when I first had sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said, "I thought it was nice." I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom and found my sister cleaning her vibrator. With my toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
Today, my little sister walked in on me and my boyfriend. I told her I would give her 10$ if she just pretended it never happened. She agreed, walked out and shut the door. Later, when my parents arrived, she yells: "Nicole and Joe were naked upstairs!" FML
Today, my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall, she just cracks up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy, so I have to rely on electronics. What's worse, she told my dad AND posted a status on facebook about it. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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Top comments
isallwaysme 27
Virgins nowadays are like unicorns. There are none.
dzombie 15
I'm pretty sure that's why locks were invented.
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Comments (199)
lusciousasshair 9
Your sis is a creep
gators1995 30
You could have waited till it was bed time :p
SixthSinEnvy 39
There's this little thing that comes standard with doorknobs. It's called locks.
Anikaaaaa 31
No it really doesn't come standard with doorknobs. I, for example, don't know anyone with a lock on their bedroom door.
Meisliz 8
kids these days know too much :(
DRAG0NL0RD4 6
Did anyone else find it strange that the DAUGHTER called HER MOM a virgin?
Cathrin 26
It says 12 year old SISTER. Learn to read.
SPN_lover666 27
It says SISTER, not DAUGHTER. Is reading comprehension that hard for you?
SorryForYourLoss 9
Time to let my inner ass out: dat hoe prolly lost her virginity at the age of 10, dat ****.
ash268 18
Why on earth would you not lock your door and do it under the blanket like a normal person?!
Nico711 17
that’s why I lock the ******* DOOR when I **********